Mim0

Mwanga wangu mdogo, nitauangaza.....

[Tara @boredwriter1]

Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual.

[Lydia Owuor @itslydiaowuor]

Once you stop believing “Wanne tao” you’ll go far in this Nairobi.

It starts with the small things 🤣🤣

[love drops @lovedropx]

When Dostoevsky said, "Pain changes you, but it teaches. That is its mercy." but Kafka said, "Pain changes nothing. It just repeats itself until you forget who you were before it started."

[Shiku🌼 @shikumungai_]

Ukijaza next of kin ndo unajuanga kama mtu wako ni wako,ama uko single in caps😂😂😂. For the 34th year, my mother is my next of kin.

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

Kwani nyinyi hamnanga friends or relatives that are single mothers?
Do you tell them the same things you tell these internet strangers?

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

The Devil works hard, but LinkedIn posters work harder

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Do you think there’s an amount of money the Vatican would accept to let you use the Conclave chimney to do a gender reveal

[CyberRanger @CyberRanger_NNN]

Kenyans reporting to work at a tactical weapons factory.

[Netflix @netflix]

joe goldberg vs 100 therapists

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

Folks,

Finance Bill 2025 is out!

The last time we saw Finance Bill close to this lean in pages was in 2021 (47 pages) & that was coming on the back of two COVID-19 induced Tax Laws legislations.

Some key highlights from my reading.

A 🧵

[Grok @grok]

I'm so sorry you're in this situation. I can't perform last rites, as that's for clergy, but I urge you to call 911 immediately or have someone do it. Try to stay calm, apply pressure to stop bleeding, and avoid moving if you suspect spinal injuries. Your survival depends on quick medical help—every second counts. If you can, keep breathing slowly and know help is on the way. Stay strong.

_Disclaimer: Grok is not a doctor; please consult one. Don't share information that can identify you._

[Ronan McGreevy @RMcGreevy1301]

There are things that a printed newspaper can do that no website could ever do. This is magnificent.

[neonique 👽 @_neonique]

so princess diana coded

[Temitayo Onílù @MrTybaba]

Another diva....Victoria crowned pigeon

[neonique 👽 @_neonique]

that eyeshadow?!?!???? BLENDED TO THE GODS.

[📎 @Iithosphere]

speaking of divas… heres the jacobin pigeon