mimosadaddy

It ain’t about what you’ve done it’s where you’re going

[mimosadaddy @mimossadaddy]

As someone who has worked both in Orange County and San Bernardino county I can honestly say OC is worse. Like yes the facility is nicer better supplied, funded, staffed. But the fucking patients are horrible. Only rich people can get away with the the shit they pull

[mimosadaddy @mimossadaddy]

Sometimes I forget that I don’t have a normal day at work like most people. Like I really do just be out here saying my work day was fine but then I pause and think oh yeah we had a guy get his calve bitten off today, or a finger cut off, or a guy poop in the lobby 😅

[mimosadaddy @mimossadaddy]

Late night drives always hit with this man RIP.

[Brandie Carlos | Human Design & Astrology @letmerunurchart]

Always and Forever Art Laboe ❤️

[mimosadaddy @mimossadaddy]

Just now realizing the age of my senile patients who poop their pants and have trouble determining if it’s a phone or a tv remote are the same age as most of the people ruling the country…. So there is that

[mimosadaddy @mimossadaddy]

Old people get so many passes. The audacity to call someone dumb when you using the tv remote to try and call your son,wearing a diaper that you just shit in. Like how you gonna call me out standing there looking straight faced and say I’m a child. Bro you a whole ass baby

[mimosadaddy @mimossadaddy]

96 hours in 7 days straight. Bless this check because I’m not going to make it 😵

[mimosadaddy @mimossadaddy]

I have a problem

[mimosadaddy @mimossadaddy]

Steve lacy really got me skipping and singing high notes that I know I shouldn’t be, like sir this is a hospital people are dying 😅😂

[mimosadaddy @mimossadaddy]

“I wish I knew you wanted me”

[mimosadaddy @mimossadaddy]

Those gut feelings be making you feel crazy sometimes. Oh but they are never wrong

[mimosadaddy @mimossadaddy]

@dr_porkchop24

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’��� @OvOBrezzzy]

short people talkin bout “this summer finna be a movie” yeah bro… minions

[mimosadaddy @mimossadaddy]

Oh so I no longer have to pay $200 in shipping because you are now in MoVal . Thanks Rep 🙏

[mimosadaddy @mimossadaddy]

But I tell you the amount of times I’ve had to clean up shit covered patients in a shift is out of hand. Like god must be laughing his ass off watching me work my sins off cause damn bruh. I can’t take this shit no more 😫

[mimosadaddy @mimossadaddy]

Everyone who works in medical knows that we each have our own thing. For some it’s blood, others it’s vomit for most it’s phlegm. But for me… I’m a special breed, it’s shit! I can’t stand it. I can’t stand the sound of it I can’t stand the thought of it.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Congratulations Republicans! You just made it legal for a teacher to lead their class in a prayer from the Church of Satan.

[mimosadaddy @mimossadaddy]

The more taxes I pay the more I think these dudes dumping tea were on to something

[mimosadaddy @mimossadaddy]

Me casually seeing some nurses doing coke in the break room. LAGUNA IS WILD.

[mimosadaddy @mimossadaddy]

Anyone who uses protein powder to make “Healthy Protein Desserts” deserves all the diarrhea and constipation it comes with. I promise you it ain’t worth the trouble. Eat a donut 🍩!!

[mimosadaddy @mimossadaddy]

How the hell do Asians have British accents

[mimosadaddy @mimossadaddy]

My house really got robbed 3 times in 2 weeks like damn the consistency and the god damn determination to clean out an already vacant house 😟