Mina Bond

thanks for stopping by !

[Mina Bond @minalilb_]

does this do anything for anyone??

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it’s always “Emily in Paris” never “Emily in Therapy” 🤔

[Mina Bond @minalilb_]

when people are like my *stomach* hurts instead of *tummy* it’s like oh ok yes, doc

[Mina Bond @minalilb_]

ok wow feeling clairvoyant — i’m predicting that something BAD will happen

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went to the doctor and they said "wow I've only ever seen this blood oxygen content on a baby you are very healthy"

[Mina Bond @minalilb_]

looking for a dom-uterus to come move in for a couple months to help me and my roommates sync up

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when my sister adds no baby pics of my niece to the shared album? new content just dropped honeys

[Garrett Williams, BFA @badboygargar]

On our way to the flash mob!

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@calebsaysthings Caleb!!!! Yay!!

[Mina Bond @minalilb_]

lake = shower

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Sometimes I gotta be honest with myself like: is the farmers market cheese monger flirting or just giving me the same free samples everyone else gets??!?

[Mina Bond @minalilb_]

@iamabweaver @DrinkMiO What is mio

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@jokewitch 😍

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not to brag but my Monday’s off to an amazing start

[Mina Bond @minalilb_]

It’s always “distressed jeans” never “distressed Mina” 😩

[Mina Bond @minalilb_]

my friend and I have this great thing going where I give him emotional support and he gives me rides

[Mina Bond @minalilb_]

nothing more humbling than a 5 year old thinking you’re 60 years old and then as a second guess 1?!?

[Mina Bond @minalilb_]

thinking about the dream I had last night where I won 100th best comedian in Chicago (out of 100) afraid to go to sleep tonight

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haha ok?

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@acawley2 For sure blast

[Mina Bond @minalilb_]

if you want me to enjoy a house party you gotta trick me: it starts as a dinner party, you introduce wine and spirits, suddenly everyone I know and a few people I don’t are there