Mr. Voorhees

Former slasher of many. Semi pro husband. Professional dad. Not pro Israel, not pro Palestine. Anti-Cranial⬆️Anus movement. Autism Dad. Caring asshole Comedian

[Mr. Voorhees @mincal81]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

I lost 5 years to fucking overreach and no freedom of speech

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Holy crap I'm back after years

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Rest in peace #NathanielWoods . Our justice systems did you dirty. We have to fight to convict violent criminals to the full extent, but we have to fight even harder for the wrongly convicted.

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@CountDankulaTV @xhamstercom @xvideoscom this guy has three legs... One with only a slight case of the polio .

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@CountDankulaTV Come one @xhamstercom you can jump on board too

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@drowsylane This is me and yes I'm fucked up.

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@Dangela2004 That whole I saved money but spending thing 😐

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@SUEHULK Got the gluten bloat

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@DianaWintah

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@Jali_Cat @twatterjailbird This is actually global cooling when these volcanoes go.

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@TheBabylonBee If @NewEraCap made this... @bertkreischer would have 5 for sure. #berthasagreathatcollection

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@KaitMarieox Ah yes poops-when-drunk a proud member of the shitshone tribe.

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@CountDankulaTV He's so fired

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And she'll come out in support of Biden. This shit is so fucking classic of the establishment government. Biden did a piss poor job at debates and campaigning. It's been Biden/Cringe 2020 but somehow he's gonna get the candidacy. 🤣🤣🤣

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@SkyNews Would this still be considered a live feed ? 🤔

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@GeorginaMariaC2 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🏳️🏳️

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@GeorginaMariaC2

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Yes! It's been a long time but I do like the green fairy.

[Drunken History @DrunkenHistory]

Today is National Absinthe Day - celebrate appropriately!

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@GeorginaMariaC2 Marshmallow laser
https://t.co/35QUXB409a

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@CountDankulaTV You could go to the gym or there's this option https://t.co/63jmseUUyl