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@mind_probiotic
His brain was going, too, but he didn't know it. Infinite are the mercies of God
Cambridge, MA
Joined July 2021
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afroman: i was gonna go to class,before i got high
me: nice
afroman: i could have cheated and i coulda passed, but then i got high
me: damn haha
afroman: i saw you torn apart by dogs October 26, 2025
me: run that by me one more time afroman
@TylerGlaiel angeline era or void stranger
this is actually a completely appropriate reaction for david when god does not reach his own finger down to meet his in kind
PLEASE this is COMICAL
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im perfe tly clam actually!!so nowjust drop it now
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clumsily using chopsticks to eat kids menu tendies& french fries at Chinese restaurant & making gagging barf noises every time my date takes a bite of her sushi
the major upside of the galaxy gas takeoff is its really easy to get nitrous canisters to make whipped cream and other molecular gastronomics now. but you have to ask for a pack while standing next to a rick and morty bong
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i appreciate how they censored my story about internet drugs like it was a UK drill track
Happy Halloween! On our new episode, we’re joined by our pal @mind_probiotic to discuss Andrew Getty’s meth-induced outsider art masterpiece(?) The Evil Within.
LINK BELOW ⬇️
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@ContraPoints necroing a year old forum post is really passe
i did the programming for an entry in the GMTK2025 game jam! a short sci-fi dandori adventure game. check it out and rate it if you're so inclined
"Two minutes. Four survivors. Get everyone out alive — or get looped back until you do."
https://t.co/Kd62XQLnai
@five_one_two thats very kind, thank you
afroman: i was gonna go to class,before i got high
me: nice
afroman: i could have cheated and i coulda passed, but then i got high
me: damn haha
afroman: i saw you torn apart by dogs October 26, 2025
me: run that by me one more time afroman
[5 hitting on 6]: did it hurt when you fell from 7
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Fool me once i kill myself on the spot
@drakk24 god damn those are some crazy numbers
my opps just cloned me
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