So @Meta - basically what you’re saying here is that if I call out a sponsored post for using buzzwords and BS to sell their product, you’ll call it spam and remove my completely true post?
Uplift of the #disneyland Plans page! My west coast friends now get many of the same features as my east coast #disneyworld friends! Standby for more features!
Hey @McDonalds, just found this in a record album that i was just going through. What can you tell me about it? Can i put this in a record player and hear Ozzy taking in reverse?!?
@mindelusions
I like how @TatesBakeShop has a resealable package like they’re trying to preserve something! Everything in the bag is crispy as shit. Resealing it doesn’t make it less crispy. The shit is yummy 3 days later and zero molecular structure has changed by the wire tie they attach!!
According to the laws of infinite probability, somewhere there is a universe where the chapstick in your pocket rolls down instead of out into the cap.
We all have that one friend who makes you wish that phone carriers still charged per text message. Yes, those last 12 rapid fire texts were a single thought ....
This is ridiculous as I refused to join Twitter for a long time after it launched. And here we are.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary