i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing
Tom's house was broken into and he confronted the burglar and then had to go have eye surgery and my son had to go over and help and then then, my son, he rolled his car five times on the way home
not addicted to weed it's just nice to smoke when i wake up. and then like before i get in the shower, also before i eat and stuff. and then like if i'm going somewhere i'll smoke or if i'm watching something or playing a game. oh and then like it's nice before bed you know.