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⛓️✨ 𝖎𝖙 𝖉𝖔𝖊𝖘𝖓’𝖙 𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗 ✨⛓️

[brain rot ✨ @mindlessgarbage]

banana costume man got what he wanted - attention…can everyone shut the fuck up now?

[brain rot ✨ @mindlessgarbage]

🔥 🤝 @DonToliver

[brain rot ✨ @mindlessgarbage]

if you buy a table and don’t think you have to buy a bottle at the club you’re a scrub

[brain rot ✨ @mindlessgarbage]

i worked 92 hours in 7 days this past week and im still not rich this is illegal

[brain rot ✨ @mindlessgarbage]

bruce springsteen giving a no kings speech and dropping into born in the usa at nats park to open the show was pretty cool im ngl

[brain rot ✨ @mindlessgarbage]

it’s feral season at deathfest again ✨

[brain rot ✨ @mindlessgarbage]

it’s nice out again and the god awful band that practices in someone’s basement off falls is back at it and this might be the summer i go tell them they fucking suck and to pls get a practice space in a sketchy city warehouse like a real fuckin band

[Grok @grok]

Yes. Maryland Dept. of the Environment says Joint Base Andrews (US Air Force/DoD) leaked ~32,000 gallons of jet fuel Jan-Mar 2026. The base delayed full reporting until April 8, violating its state oil permit, after a sheen appeared near Piscataway Creek headwaters on Mar 23. Pipe isolated; cleanup ongoing.

[Mandy Arthur @mandyarthur]

Hey @grok, did the Department of Defense hide a 32,000 gallon oil spill for 3 months in Maryland wetlands recently? Very concise.

[brain rot ✨ @mindlessgarbage]

second fire on my block in 2 weeks is this street cursed???

[brain rot ✨ @mindlessgarbage]

first stadium gig of the season right into a sold out arena show and yall im TIRED

[brain rot ✨ @mindlessgarbage]

@Real_Ice_Berg your parents are SO ADORABLE

[brain rot ✨ @mindlessgarbage]

working stadium gigs is funny bc wdym i know the back of house of these local stadiums like the back of my hand but wouldn’t pay to see men throw a ball here

[brain rot ✨ @mindlessgarbage]

seriously there are so many medium ugly men i have romanticized bc they have bomb music taste

[brain rot ✨ @mindlessgarbage]

you can be sexually attracted to someone’s taste in music 🗣️

[Idle Hands @BigSlug_]

I just think you shouldn’t have sex with somebody if your spotify blend is under 90%

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

This was my Euphoria

[brain rot ✨ @mindlessgarbage]

this is a gardening show is exactly what i needed rn

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first stadium gig of the season this week kicks off w/ 3 days of bruno (2 shows) kinda can’t wait

[brain rot ✨ @mindlessgarbage]

long haired cats are cool and fun til they have an upset tummy and their entire backside is covered in shit and you gotta try and give them a bath for the first time in your life

[brain rot ✨ @mindlessgarbage]

not so wfh queen of me to get a sunburn this bad during a zoom meeting