Murph 🦦

remind me to take the ponytail off my wrist when I get married someday

[Szabolcs Panyi @panyiszabolcs]

❄️🐻‍❄️ Finally some positive news from Hungary. As record cold and snow hit Central Europe, polar bear cubs at Nyíregyháza Zoo are seeing real snow for the very first time in their lives. (Video by the zoo.)

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

And now I’m set to marry this man in 175 days 🥰

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

A man I’m talking to went to New York this weekend with some buddies. I told him to send me pics of the street rats and he did! Ladies, if he wanted to he would!

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

@Osazamatsu It’s honestly rude of her to encapsulate this much beauty. Save some for the rest of us, Kiko!!

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

Is the weather app trying to warn me about my dating life? 🚩❤️‍🔥

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

Gen Z doesn’t give one single fuck. One of my interns asked me if I “party” at a networking event IN THE OFFICE yesterday 😅

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

Me too, Gordon. Me too.

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

@SportsGuy_003 Chop suey is always a good idea

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

@SportsGuy_003 I truly didn’t know that tunnel cost money. That’s infuriating lol

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

God dammit

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

I think this date was more fun for me than him #bowlingchamp

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

Back at it 😎🎳

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

This isn’t computing in my brain

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

Big Georgia girl

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

What is the greatest font of all time?

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

#HappyPrideMonth

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

The Super Mario Bros. movie was the best comedy I’ve seen in years

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

@abcdeliana No all egg salad is equal

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

@kelsey_mariee LOL he counts I like his eyelashes

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

Pretending I’m the Bachelorette and invited every guy in Dallas I have a crush on to join my summer bowling league 😁

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

@abcdeliana Yes and no 😅

[Murph 🦦 @mindofmurph_]

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