Cark on 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓼

wheels on my feet look out for me on street ;)

he/him/his

[Cark on 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓼 @MindOfPastel]

Ran through a Red light on my blades today with no cars around.

Got pulled over ☹️

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

This is unusual.

Before Trump paused tariffs and ignited a historic 10% market rally, his accounts purchased 327 stocks worth up to $12.8 million.

The disclosures came more than a year late.

The fine was just $200.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The timing stands out.

Trump bought up to $530,000 of Micron Technology, $MU, stock in March 2026.

He has since called $MU a "great company" after the chipmaker pledged $250 million to the president's Trump Accounts.

Unusual.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Congrats idiots.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump: "Almost anything my kids do -- if they buy a truck -- they have inside information"

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Literally saying the quiet part OUT LOUD.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If a nurse gives a Senator $50 to vote for Medicare for All, it's illegal.

But Larry Ellison, worth $202 billion, spent $45 million to get Trump elected. So Trump is helping his family control:

CBS
CNN
TikTok
HBO
TNT
MTV
BET
And more

That’s a corrupt campaign finance system.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Look at this.

Donald Trump purchased between $217,000 and $530,000 in Micron Technology, $MU, stock during March 2026.

He just called $MU a "great company" after it committed to donate $250 million to the president's Trump Accounts.

Unusual.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump reported more than 21,000 trades across eight investment accounts in 2025, averaging 80 trades per day.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Donald Trump executed 3,642 securities transactions during the first quarter, averaging nearly 58 trades for every U.S. trading day.

This translates to roughly nine trades every hour or about one trade every seven minutes during market hours, per YF

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Look at this.

On September 23, 2025, Trump purchased up to $1 million of Amazon, $AMZN, stock.

On September 25, 2025, Trump’s FTC settled a major probe into Amazon over alleged deceptive Prime enrollment practices.

Unusual.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump reportedly made more than 3,700 stock trades in the first quarter of 2026, per Al Jazeera.

That averages out to about 59 trades a day, nearly 9 trades every hour, or roughly one trade every 7 minutes.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Look at this.

The day before Trump paused tariffs, triggering a historic 10% market rally, his accounts purchased 327 stocks worth up to $12.8 million.

The trades were disclosed more than a year late, resulting in a $200 penalty.

Unusual.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Actually that phrase was invented in 1954 - which was 167 years after the constitution was signed. 👍

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Yeah we know.
Why did this take 2 years to figure out?

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

To be clear: JD Vance is bragging about how corrupt the Trump administration is.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“We’re doing 19 watergates a day” is not a good thing

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

Nothing says “I’m the boss” like being completely fucking ignored.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Americans trying to figure out why they have to pay $300 billion to Iran after winning the war 27 times