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[skyte @ihateskyte]

“I hate lustful men” proceeds to turn on love island

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

like bro

[Jahmier @jahhsito]

That BPD pussy be good asf

[shameful @s4gns]

“i just got the ick” Ok? and you have no ass

[Labadsy @Mccoy_Labadsy]

Aang would have wanted me to see it for free anyway

[Ø @thatniggarhodes]

Told this girl I’m going through my monthly sperm cramps and all she could say was “sorry” 😭

No care package, no stress relief funds… nothing. I hate unintentional women.

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

She wanna hang with a bad nigga she wanna hang with a bad nigga

[WHAM @WhamSteppa]

i hate a fake untouchable bitch shut yo going ass up 😭

[Baltimore Brew @BaltimoreBrew]

The Baltimore mayor’s office spent over $890,000 on food, parties and flowers @OIG_Baltimore report finds - including a $7,055 farewell party for a top staffer who then decided NOT to leave . . . and remains on the payroll as a $190,000/yr senior advisor. https://t.co/SvfqntlNEd

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

I was having a great morning and now I'm mad

[Nicholas Fabiano, MD @NTFabiano]

41.3% of young males with cannabis-induced psychosis develop schizophrenia within 3 years.

[Boog @Hboog32]

Sam Darnold is the real life example of : “Why would I quit today, when tomorrow could be the day that I win”?!

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

Everyone falls in love with a whore once.

It builds character.

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

that’s it bro i’m casting spells on your fаggot ass

[Zeus @Promithean11]

Michael B. Jordan knows what REAL CINEMA looks like

[Football Performances @NFLPerformances]

Derrick Henry 36 CAR, 216 YDS, 4 TDs vs GB Tonight.

DERRICK HENRY YOUR GOLD JACKET IS WAITING FOR YOU. 👑

[Blitz 🐧 @MechaGoddess]

December 26th-31st

[ju ju ☆ @YungHotEboKnee]

Bitches be like "bitches be like" and then be the bitches that be like

[reel 🍀 @lostcontrolofme]

niggas love 2016 more than their family