Homer J. Fong

[Homer J. Fong @mingospiders]

The Venn diagram of dickheads and people who keep their bag on on a crowded train is a circle.

[Homer J. Fong @mingospiders]

@tinscognito__ He’s wintered well

[Homer J. Fong @mingospiders]

@wariotifo Deion Sanders and Rice would have been decent cloggers if they were born in a football country. If Rodman were 4 inches shorter he could have been a danger, can imagine him kicking the absolute shit out of Maradona

[Homer J. Fong @mingospiders]

@LonesomeDoveCap @Srirachachau Eru Illuvatar, probably

[Homer J. Fong @mingospiders]

@TownsUsa

[Homer J. Fong @mingospiders]

@FootballRamble Luke’s Club Crawl!

[Homer J. Fong @mingospiders]

@soldierpaypig Limp Bizkit version right?

[Homer J. Fong @mingospiders]

@Shuttsapalooza @burnagedaydream A truly cadaverous looking motherfucker

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

The Prestige (2006)

[Homer J. Fong @mingospiders]

@johnb78 @flying_rodent Kind of feels like it’s a ‘you’re both right’ situation, in that UK journos don’t have to watch their tone to ensure continued access to yanks of importance, and vice versa

[Homer J. Fong @mingospiders]

If this Old Jamaica closing down thing is real and not some sort of marketing stunt I am going to become the actual joker

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Kinda wild how the song of the summer is Len’s “Steal My Sunshine” for a 26th consecutive year.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Me: Is the red one cherry or strawberry?

Morpheus: That honestly should not matter right now.

[Financial Times @FT]

We’re all living through a great enshittening, in which the services that matter to us, that we rely on, are turning into giant piles of s**t. It’s frustrating. It’s demoralising. It’s even terrifying https://t.co/ja2zE6PcYn

[Homer J. Fong @mingospiders]

Feel like this is the tfl version of the supermarket trolley test.

[Mike Parry @mikeparry8]

OK FOLKS .. My latest campaign: STOP THE RUCKSACKERS .. On public transport in the last 2 days I've been terrorised by Rucksackers. Look at the size of the bag on the back of the bloke on the left. Bigger than a fridge. Every time he turned around his rucksack smashed in to me 👎

[jewel @whateverjewel]

i cant make this up!

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

A live caller tried to get me with a Cars question…it didn't go well for him

[Homer J. Fong @mingospiders]

@judeinlondon There was a 7th day Adventist in my halls at uni who’s name was literally Crystal Knight. Very sheltered. They roomed her next to a Jewish woman who did a spit take when they were introduced.

[Homer J. Fong @mingospiders]

@SquidgeRugby All the best, you did some cracking stuff under really difficult circumstances during the World Cup. If @WorldRugby are listening: content like squidges brings so much more to our love and understanding of the game! Please find a way to make it work

[Homer J. Fong @mingospiders]

@scrubmummy (3) the product team think you’re a cunt