my grandma has been lying about not knowing how to use her phone for THREE YEARS. every time we visited she'd hand it to me like a helpless baby and say "sweetheart i don't understand this thing." i'd fix whatever and feel like a good grandson. last month my cousin caught her on a facebook live selling handmade quilts to 847 people with ring lighting and a PayPal link in the comments. she has a whole persona. her name is "Grandma Betty Stitches" and she has more followers than me. she looked at my cousin and said "don't tell the boys, they like feeling useful."
One of my old coworkers lived in Finland for a decade, and she said her outgoing, chipper personality resulted in her being almost completely isolated. So isolated in fact that she started a multicultural society for other immigrants from around the world who were experiencing the same thing. I think I would lose my mind.
i love how fandom has just decided by consensus what adrian looks like. the fanart could have no caption or any kind of explanatory statement but everyone will know without a doubt who that angular turquoise rock baddie is
Boy meets maria is one of my fave manga EVER but when you invite people to read it you should also warn them that it includes one very graphic CSA scene and also another assault attempt towards the end
Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.
Roomate who's never brought a guy home brought a 5'5 bald and bearded guy who's built like a brick wall but didn't tell me so I'm dancing in the kitchen with my headphones on and I just see out of the corner of my eye what I thought was a dwarf from the hobbit and screamed