(Introducing my wife to Japanese business men I am making a deal with)
This is my woman mate. You will notice she is larger than I am in both height and weight. This is because I am a pervert.
(The business men nod vigorously with approval)
It’s drives me insane when I meet queer people who don’t drive and also don’t live in particularly walkable areas or those with decent public transit.
They have a certain learned helplessness that drives me insane.