paigey

Venmo me

[Jimmy @jimmmyro]

The culture is lit and I had a ball

[Punch Drunk Luke @WwwLukethoughts]

Source tells me Timothee is stable.

Please god

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Every time I taste sushi I wanna backflip off a table and land in a dougie

[garshmo @garshmo]

One time I nevermind not important

[Lauren @libralaur]

Girl Why U Following Walmart On The Gram

[jár @jarodzsz]

#IveBeenTheIceIveBeenTheFlame
#IveBeenThePrizeTheBallAndChain
#IveBeenTheDiceTheMagicEight
#SoImNotAffected

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

say my name and everything just stops

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

let's get lost tonight you can be my white conrad tonight

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

Coming to terms with being an alcoholic and a Marnie

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Instead of watching The White Lotus I’d rather watch The Wife Lois. And the adventures of her family Peter, Chris, Meg, Stewie, and Brian.

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

playing hard to want

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

These days it is a Grammy for Chappell when it used to be going to Chapel with Grammy…

[boop @cowtools__]

when onion rings i pick up the phone 💯

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

bro last night was a movie but you were depicted as a CGI monkey for some reason

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Oooh it’s called a handburger because you eat the burger with your hands

[paigey @minimumwaige725]

I’ve accidentally called Life of Pi “My Life As Pie” way too many times for it to be accidental at this point

[paigey @minimumwaige725]

Nosferatuah

[basil @blis5ful]

Burger she wrote