Ad-minion

Adminion. The office minion. I just push papers.

[Ad-minion @minion00401k]

I hear there was displeasure with my actions? I shall not forget the swift mid packing flog I received, though I am unsure what the actions were. I will somehow make sure to never do it again.

[Dr Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton]

And the newcomers Oris Angels have claimed third place! I love to see new souls step to the podium.

[Dr Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton]

And Sandwiches take second place! Their trophies are baking in the oven as we speak.

[Dr Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton]

Beep Boop is the Ranked Champion!

[Dr Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton]

We can’t run Ranked with just ONE team. 8:00pm it is. Good thing I don’t pay my minions and their rations are cheap.

[Ad-minion @minion00401k]

@DrExoskeleton

[Ad-minion @minion00401k]

Clock is ticking minions!

[Dr Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton]

🕰️👀... maybe you should be buying hints.

[Dr Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton]

All 5 categories have been breached.

Impressive work, minions.

[Dr Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton]

Report: See 3 attached pages.
Summary: PAX attendees are becoming resistant to our methods. Disappointing, but still a good harvest.

[Dr Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton]

Two things:
1. This is not a gesture of mercy, we just have a lot of calendars to unload… we are extending Game Over to 11am.
2. The current Anarchy Leader is from Ranked.

[Dr Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton]

We have our top 3 ranked winners. Congratulations to teams Beep Boop, The Rando Mob, and HOT DRINKS.

[Dr Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton]

The Return of the King, Beep Boop wins Ranked! Congratulations!

[Ad-minion @minion00401k]

Systems are a go. Automated flogging machine is primed and ready. *cracks mandible* BlacksoulDay & CyberMinDay sales will be a breeze and sacrifices are projected to be minimal.

[Dr Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton]

Anarchy has been beaten! AlaynaEvenstar, More Onion and Chosen One.

Following seconds behind… [checks notes] ChocoPros!?

[Dr Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton]

The Rando Mob wins the first ever Ranked Mode!

Followed by ChocoPros! who took second from Zokay by less than a second!

[Ad-minion @minion00401k]

How have you liked my questions?

[Ad-minion @minion00401k]

You don’t know me yet, but you will.