princess fern

wouldn’t u like to know weatherboy

[bena @playboybena]

how fat and gluttonous do you have to be to honk at someone in a drive thru

[princess fern @minionluvr4ever]

ive been using my standing desk all day and am now drinking 3 shots of espresso at once to counteract my sleep deprivation

[princess fern @minionluvr4ever]

@ceeceecolucci oh!

[princess fern @minionluvr4ever]

@ceeceecolucci go get your wife

[psych ward princess😌💘 @ceeceecolucci]

@minionluvr4ever #radicalacceptance

[princess fern @minionluvr4ever]

#wisemind #ridethewave

[princess fern @minionluvr4ever]

@ceeceecolucci B.F.T.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

the odyssey stole the trojan horse thing from edna turnblad in the hairspray can

[spam @catsbelief]

for a girl who loves sleep so much you think i’d go to bed earlier

[princess fern @minionluvr4ever]

pronouns burger/king btw

[the young thug of twt ひ @zaycondonez]

u gotta leave them nothin burgers alone and come fw a burger king

[the young thug of twt ひ @zaycondonez]

u gotta leave them nothin burgers alone and come fw a burger king

[princess fern @minionluvr4ever]

me when 7 8 9

[The Net Daily @TheNetDaily]

Dude goes absolutely insane at 9 year old's birthday party

[m @msnetik]

If you press the right buttons on your phone they send Thai food to your house

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Lost my phone charger and now I'm locked out of my lightbulb. It's a fucked up world

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I think your hips just lied bro

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

On the train crying because I saw a really wet pigeon when all his friends were dry

[princess fern @minionluvr4ever]

@ceeceecolucci 

[princess fern @minionluvr4ever]

this weekend i was at a lesbian bar and a lesbian asked me why i considered chappell roan to be a part of lgbtq culture…..?????

[B. @verygoodchat]

I’ve been keeping a list of all the news stories dominating my algorithm and the general news cycle in 2026. It is wild to see how quickly we move on and sometimes even forget some of these things.