Minions

Every trade spawns a minion.
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[Minions @minions_token]

Minions is officially live.

Every trade spawns a minion.

Creator fees fund a fresh wallet.
That wallet buys $3 of the coin and is coded to never sell.

More volume = more minions = more holders.
https://t.co/4IwQ7rVHHE

[Minions @minions_token]

We just passed 3,000 Minions.

Minions have now buybacked over $9,000 worth of the

We also updated the site. Now you can track all Minion mentions and callouts in one place.

3,000+ Minions.
$9,000+ in buybacks.
More coming.

[Minions @minions_token]

@SriDamo60085 We haven’t stopped working on Minions since launch.
Every Minion buys $3 and holds forever.
More volume = more Minions that hold. We’re also adding new features one by one.

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Step 1: Minions are back posting callouts.

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Hint : Minions

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Most asked question: do Minions sell?

No.

Every new Minion wallet simply makes a $3 buy. The router sends enough to cover the buy and fees, then the leftover SOL goes back to the router.

The $3 position stays in the Minion wallet forever.

router wallet is public
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We just hit 2,000 Minions.

That means 2,000 separate minion wallets have been spawned, each buying the coin and holding forever. MINNIONS!

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We’re now at 1,776 Minions.

At $3 per minion, they’ve already generated over $5.3k in buybacks.

And if you look at the chart, a huge part of it is literally Minions buying and holding.

They don’t sell.

They just keep spawning, buying, and taking over.

[Minions @minions_token]

We just hit 1,000 Minions.

Together they’re holding over $3,000 worth of the coin — and they’re coded to never sell.

Every trade keeps spawning more.
1,000 down.

More to come.

Thank you for believing in minions.

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Fixed.

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Sometimes the tech may experience overload — that’s normal with this type of volume.

Adapting $MINIONS to new heights.

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Fixed.

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What have you done...

Minions freezed for a moment because of crazy amount of minions generated. Minions will be added shortly.

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Minions callouts are indexed on the axiom now.

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Had a problem too many requests with minion bots.

Already fixed.

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Minions after buying $MINIONS for 3$
also do callouts.

So the more volume comes in, the more minions get spawned, and the more callouts start appearing.

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There is 25 minions holding initial 75$ that already turned 111$.

Check it out
https://t.co/4IwQ7rVHHE

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We'll vamp https://t.co/fe7IWAcfjz CALLOUTS with thousands minions

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Dex paid