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[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

A good trick for coping with hot weather is to freeze a bottle of water and then use it to bludgeon people who get on your nerves.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Yes, we have bellends here as well.

[Duncan Anderson 🍃🔋⚡️🤖 @duncsand]

The big story is not that Europeans need AC so we can be placated and live in cool boxes, not noticing that the weather is getting warmer. The real story is that the weather is getting warmer and we need to stop making it worse by burning stuff.

[Andrew (Toycat) @ibxtoycat]

Here's your guide to the weather today, but in Minecraft terms

[Kevin @caoimhinof]

Prince Andrew finally getting his own back on the UK population. Everyone sweating like a pig this morning, while he sits bone dry.

[luo bingbing 🍉commissioner piss aspiring sodomite @baobeijuns]

I want 25 degree British summers back but now it's 25 degrees in Spring when it should be 15-17 and climate scientists are saying this will be the coolest summer for the rest of our lives and I feel anxious and stressed and useless because I won't ever get to enjoy summer again!!

[Ava Lovelace 🏳️‍⚧️ @AvaLovelaceX]

Greta Thunberg warned about this years ago and y’all made fun of her

Enjoy the coldest summer of the rest of your lives

[Shaun Lintern @ShaunLintern]

🤣 You know its true...

[ethan 😼🇵🇸 @LlZTRUSS]

this is why liz truss is the goat. she got in, killed the queen, bent the economy over and resigned in disgrace. no pissing about, job done in 2 months. that’s called efficiency.

[Josh Wilcock @JustJoshingF1]

Doriane too busy with her 18 development driver roles 😔😔😔

[Fr Paul @revpaulwhite]

If you are a doctor or a nurse speaking to someone just coming out of a coma (or even a light sleep) do not ask them who the Prime Minister is...

[Carl Woodward @mrcarl_woodward]

In this brutal UK heat, let's hear it for every West End performer sweating through eight shows a week — and the crews, front of house staff and audiences melting in the stalls alongside them. Absolute troopers, all of you☀️

[ed @erar97]

The line of Prime Ministers at Remembrance Day (2030)

[zac 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ModernWrighty]

bank holiday every time a PM resigns

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

This isn't normal. While this government is in chaos, its failure to protect people from extreme heat will cost lives.

We need maximum workplace temperatures to protect workers and cool spaces so the vulnerable aren't exposed.

[Doinkadect Klomberbatch @Doinkadect]

Is this the first time the UK’s been looking for a new Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time

[Sheena @sarky_sheena]

As the temperature will be over 30° this week, I will be suggesting at work that we take hydration breaks.

And that it’s probably best that these are held at the pub.