The One🇺🇸

[Melissa Tate @TheRightMelissa]

@ananavarro Seriously you people are worse than North Korean propagandists. You don’t think the country can see Biden can’t even make a sentence, doesn’t know what planet he is on, stumbles & falls like a toddler learning to walk?

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

@ananavarro If I look like you I would sit this one out.

[The One🇺🇸 @minkymoomom1]

@davidleavitt @elonmusk Next time I checked, a cunt was a popular word, and coveted

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨BREAKING: Photos have just leaked of Michelle Obama currently vacationing on a massive private yacht on a private island in Greece

This means the Obamas were rage-tweeting about being “oppressed” & “victimized” after the SCOTUS Affirmative Action ruling from THIS luxury yacht:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Oh hi lol

[FadeHubb @FadeHubb]

BRO WHAT😭😭

[Pat Sajak @patsajak]

Well, the time has come. I’ve decided that our 41st season, which begins in September, will be my last. It’s been a wonderful ride, and I’ll have more to say in the coming months. Many thanks to you all. (If nothing else, it’ll keep the clickbait sites busy!)

[The One🇺🇸 @minkymoomom1]

@TheBabylonBee Ummm. So have we gone from anti- trans to anti guy? What’s going on? I’m
All about trans issues but wtf?

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

When your diet is finally over.

https://t.co/ubGHVmtwY1

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

😂😂😂

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Ep. 3 America's principles are at stake

[Trumps Nephew @ForgiatoBlow47]

🚨I Don't Care If Trump Has To Campaign From A Jail Cell. I’m Still Voting For Him !!!

Let’s Get “Teflon Don” To #1 On iTunes 👇🏻
https://t.co/n4B8ntEwn0

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Elon Musk Weeds Out Remaining Woke Twitter Employees With Avocado Toast Trap https://t.co/c88CcqYxmj

[No One 🇺🇸 @tweettruth2me]

I’m not sure his hip can handle another term in office.

[Clinton @614clinton]

The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.

IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

BOAT OWNER: "Well, there's Clarence, my deck hand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen beers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."

IRS AUDITOR: "That's The guy I'm here here to talk to- The mentally challenged one."

BOAT OWNER: "That would be me. What would you like to know?"

#614clinton

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

On Memorial Day, America Honors Fallen Soldier AOC For Her Service On January 6th https://t.co/ALr0SLfjBC

[Lighthouse @shane_hendrikz]

@TRHLofficial @elonmusk @eldsjal Yip, we're financially enslaved to the government

[The One🇺🇸 @minkymoomom1]

@TheBabylonBee 🤦🏽‍♀️

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

It’s starting already. My account was locked today. Video of an older, much bigger black student brutally assaulting a small white female child was allegedly a violation of Twitter’s terms of service. We all know this isn’t about privacy (faces blurred). Explanation, @elonmusk?