Minneocrity

The state of sports sadness. Podcast coming one day

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

I BEG of you please just start hitting the ball like an average baseball team

[Aaron Gleeman @AaronGleeman]

#MNTwins pitching ranks out of 30 teams:

#1 ERA
#1 Strikeout rate
#1 OBP against
#1 SLG against
#1 OPS against
#1 Innings per start
#1 Quality starts

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

@Twins HAVE A PLAYERS ONLY MEETING AFTER EVERY GAME

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

Do y'all remember when Warrior fans shouted from the heavens about how much better Poole was than Ant?

I wouldnt trade Ant and a 1st for Chris Paul. Would you?

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

We got this dude for a 40 year old Nelson Cruz rental lol

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Complete.
Game.
Shutout.

#TwinsWin!

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

Im sorry Byron.

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Meh. This one only went 465 feet. 🤷‍♂️

#BuckTruck 🚚 | #MNTwins

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

Kepler STILL in the mother fucking lineup

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

First day of summer: Hot and Sonny ☀️

#MNTwins

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

Curious as to why Max Kepler is still in this lineup.

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

I expect a Carlos Correa apology from everyone. You know who you are. Right now.

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

Timberwolves might actually win a game against the wizards for the first time in 4 years

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

ESPN Sources: As rivals begin reaching out to the Wizards to explore possibility of trading for All-Star guard Bradley Beal, president Michael Winger and Beal’s agent Mark Bartelstein of Priority Sports are staying in close contact to discuss scenarios presented to franchise.

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

Translation:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Charlie Walton @CharlieWaltonMN]

Karl-Anthony Towns was asked about his future in Minnesota on the @PatBevPod...

His response: "The rumors are as true or as false as Minnesota makes them to be."

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

CARLOS CORREA IS SO FUCKING BACK

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

This umpire doesn’t know the definition of a strike oh my god

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

#AllStarVote Emilio Pagan

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

Royce Lewis is the twins best player hands down.

I will own every god damn word I said about trading him. I was so fucking wrong

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

Idk man Pablo Lopez might kinda stink.

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

@tinheadfred Wow I never saw this tweet.

No. Absolutely not hahaha I don’t want Anthony Edwards going on Instagram live talking about how the earth is a trapezoid

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

Emilio Pagan.

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

LITERALLY COME ON

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

Bases loaded and 0 outs? I wonder what happens next!

[Minneocrity @minneocrity]

Bases loaded and 0 outs? I wonder what happens next!