Farage will pull out of the Clacton by election.
The ignominy of being beaten by a bin, or even managing to beat a bin, will be too much for him to bear.
Conveniently, he will blame Ann Widdecombe’s death and explain that his own safety is now severely compromised.
Am I wrong?
If Count Binface ends Nigel Farage’s political career in this silly hissyfit unnecessary by-election it will be the single greatest moment in British politics
Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.
Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.
Leave him to me.