Droopy McCool

You know who I am

[Droopy McCool @MinorProblem98]

#cantkeepmysocksonbecausemyleadersaresogreat

[Droopy McCool @MinorProblem98]

#FreeTheYam

[Danai Gurira @DanaiGurira]

Hilarious https://t.co/XhdW5LwtbW

[Droopy McCool @MinorProblem98]

@brettminor I actually believe that

[Droopy McCool @MinorProblem98]

You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.

[chandler riggs @chandlerriggs]

if it makes you feel any better i still don't know who got killed and it's been like 6 months since i read the script #whoisit

[Droopy McCool @MinorProblem98]

Farts are the ghosts of food we eat.

[Droopy McCool @MinorProblem98]

Have you ever been to the butt store?

[Droopy McCool @MinorProblem98]

Play me a harmonica song about a cat doing a backfloat.

[Droopy McCool @MinorProblem98]

Guys, I'm about to leave the country for the first time.

[GigaBrett @brettminor]

I'm generally a happy person. I smile most of the time and enjoy life.

But it all comes crashing down every time I meet a Wal-Mart greeter.

[Droopy McCool @MinorProblem98]

#BernieMac2016

[Droopy McCool @MinorProblem98]

Finally! #Richonne

[Droopy McCool @MinorProblem98]

People are prettier when they're not all ugly.

[Droopy McCool @MinorProblem98]

I don't mean to brag, but I just did my laundry and wasn't missing a single sock.

[Droopy McCool @MinorProblem98]

So this creepy old guy at Wal-Mart just asked my mom and I if we were newly married.