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tea time. time for tea

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Hey don't get tattoos on your face.

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Why do I still have two Christmas parties and one Christmas dinner to attend?

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It's the most stressful time of the year

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I had cheesecake for lunch.

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My neighbor is yelling at her family at 7:30 AM. Does she just wake up pissed off?

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@EyesOfGritty What a talented, nameless, faceless one you are. Good job!

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@EyesOfGritty Do you spend all of your days looking up cute guys on social media, or do you have another hobby? Or perhaps a job?

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I knew an entire bottle of wine wasn't a good idea, but it was also the best idea, you know?

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I don't care how cute my kids are. They're never getting an #elfontheshelf

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Shopping online for jackets from @LuckyBrand for my husband and half way through I realize I'm just checking out the dudes modeling the jackets.

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My husband moved the dresser an inch to the left and I walked into it twice already.

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I misplaced my toothbrush.

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Fun fact: November 1st isn’t Christmastime

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My husband told me to "Stay safe, and don't get murdered". Close enough. #ssdgm

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@chelseysmilez Robin and Nick *

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@BrittLutzz Haha he made such a fuss over me when I got home. Oh so pretty I love the color! Coooool

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Came home from the hair salon and my husband told me he really likes the color. I only got a trim.

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@BrittLutzz Hahaha wtf!

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I didn't drink last night so I'm making up for it with mimosas this morning.