Jonah Barnett

'So why do I feel like something's been rearranged? You know, taken out of context I must seem so strange'

[Jonah Barnett @minusthewhale]

LSU coach Kim Mulkey lashes out at Washington Post, threatens legal action https://t.co/PsWEaIFUYS it can't be JUST me that thinks she sounds really worried something IS going to come out!!! 🤔

[Jonah Barnett @minusthewhale]

@BillyM2k Shiloh. Definitely Shiloh.

[Jonah Barnett @minusthewhale]

@TiffMoodNukes Wow this is the most wild clown show bullshit I've ever read. 😆😆😆

[Jonah Barnett @minusthewhale]

@PicturesFoIder This lady is the worst. I hope @TheJoeySwoll sees this

[Jonah Barnett @minusthewhale]

@SirBylHolte 🤣🤣🤣 Holy Fuck way to generalize non context! Wtf

[Jonah Barnett @minusthewhale]

@FightHaven Nah it's assault. If he HAD been doing anything to her he deserved it but she had no reason or right to do that

[Jonah Barnett @minusthewhale]

@prismenergy_ YES!!! Please do

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

And now, the joke that started it all… because no matter how many times you read it, it’s still f’ing funny.

Five surgeons were discussing which were the best patients on which to operate.
The first surgeon said, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up everything inside is numbered."

The second surgeon responded, "You should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon said, "I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them id in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimed in, "You know, I like construction workers...they always understand if you have a few parts left over in the end or if the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up with this observation, "You're all wrong.
@GOP politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no spine and the head and ass are interchangeable."

[Jonah Barnett @minusthewhale]

@AlanGresov @LakotaMan1 Scumbag

[Jonah Barnett @minusthewhale]

@AlanGresov @LakotaMan1 Oh I mean all the disrespect! Every fuckin bit! Alan is a keyboard warrior. No substance. Likely in Mom's basement (Cue the 'I'm rich and have friends retort) and definitely doesn't attract sexual attention. So let him waddle in his tears and cry about it.

[Jonah Barnett @minusthewhale]

@LakotaMan1 Spoiler alert: it's not!

[Jonah Barnett @minusthewhale]

@LakotaMan1 Every. God. Damn. Day!

[Jonah Barnett @minusthewhale]

@LakotaMan1 It's absurd. I'm in my 40's and come from the southeast. I grew up pretty redneck even if I didn't realize it at the time.
Somehow I deluded myself into believing one day it would be better.

[Jonah Barnett @minusthewhale]

@jaroche6 @baseballpro Did a 16T 60 player startup last year and thanks to you and @DynastyHalp plus many others I drafted BWJ, EDC and Chourio - who just was used in a blockbuster to get me Carroll.
Thank you guys. Seriously.

[Jonah Barnett @minusthewhale]

@TheEmoDragon Thank you @waltermasterson you are a treasure and a gem of a human

[Jonah Barnett @minusthewhale]

@dtmorgan18 @CatherinePippi3 But please continue the trolling. I'm loving peoples feelings 😂

[Jonah Barnett @minusthewhale]

@dtmorgan18 @CatherinePippi3 Mmmmmm that's kinda hard when Cali didn't exist as a state until decades after places like Carolina and Kentucky and St Louis were doing BBQ 🤣

[Jonah Barnett @minusthewhale]

@dtmorgan18 It's not raw it's the smoke ring. Don't get me wrong, I think Texas brisket is a joke. It's basically charred meat hopefully saved by good sauce. But that's what's happening there.

[Jonah Barnett @minusthewhale]

@MANUELDOESIT @FadeHubb Yeah definitely real. Needs more awareness too. But these fops are idiots.

[Jonah Barnett @minusthewhale]

@FadeHubb YAAAAASSSSSSS !!! Fuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkk them. I believe in everything they believe in. I do NOT believe in their actions.