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[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro says RFK Jr. reached out to him this morning and offered federal staff to assist after two unvaccinated people in Lancaster County died from measles, Pennsylvania’s first measles deaths in 35 years and the first reported in the U.S. this year.

Shapiro said the state could handle the response through its own Department of Health, then confronted Kennedy directly:

“I was very, very blunt with him... There’s real life consequences to spreading misinformation.”

“Sharing conspiracy theories and misinformation does not help the cause of public health."

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Trump: “WE DON’T NEED ANYTHING FROM CANADA.”

Trump (hours later): “Selfishly, we need aluminum in this country. We don’t have it. We get it all from Canada for the most part, and we need it badly.”

Holy fuck, it’s as if Trump has the mental capacity of a concussed goldfish.

[Dittie @DittiePE]

An ICE officer replied to a Craigslist ad for a 13-year-old. Over three days, he texted her about sex acts, what he’d pay, and his job — “a cop.”

He drove to a hotel in Othello, WA to meet her, carrying his ICE badge, two bottles of Viagra, and $4,075 in cash.

It was a sting. Koby Don Williams was arrested on the spot.

At trial, he argued two contradictory defenses — that he didn’t think she was a minor, and that he was there to “rescue” her. The jury believed neither.

Convicted and sentenced to 135 months, over 11 years, plus 15 years of supervised release.

He spent 22 years as an ICE officer.

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

It was revealed that Dolly Parton was secretly battling cancer but she didn't say anything and instead released this song as one of her last to raise funds for children with cancer. Even while she was sick she was still thinking about others. I’m absolutely devastated.

[Felipe Dumas @PhoeboBuffay]

RIP Tim Curry

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

You mean he had it removed because the artist was black and Trump is jealous of Obama.

[Jannine.. #MagaMemeQueen ™️ 👑🇺🇸 @janninereid1]

You HAVE GOT TO BE kidding me! 🤬
Sorry Thin Mints...it was a good run.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

There is literally only ONE reason he would be fighting this.

[Jim Roberts @nycjim]

Wiped out: US faces surging toilet paper prices amid trade war with Canada.

https://t.co/yIiWMwNadq

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

Reporter: "Will Canada wait for a new US president to build a good relationship?"

🇨🇦 Carney: "We won't wait. We'll move forward. We've already tripled our trade with non-US countries."

"Canada will no longer depend on the mood of an 80-year-old man." 💀🔥

Carney is now the world's most popular leader thanks to his incredible courage. 🫡

[Suhr Majesty @ULTRA_MAJESTY]

Krispy Kreme stock has crashed more than 90%.

The reason?

A private equity firm bought the company in 2016 and decided that, instead of making fresh doughnuts in every store, they would produce them in a single location and ship them out to the stores.

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

They did. World masters. They also let fully intact 6’4 male (self professed attracted to women) Will Lia Thomas get undressed twice a day in front of a changing room full of young women who hated it.. but were told to change their attitude or go see a psychologist.

[Diana Villiers @DianaVilliers1]

Think about. How many NFL players have long dreads hanging out from their helmets? And yet - in a full contact sport full of questionable hits, holding, etc. - I have NEVER seen someone descend to the level of yanking the other guy’s hair. Ever.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

He’s fucked this country in unimaginable ways and will continue to until his dying day

[P a u l ◉ @SkylineReport]

Canada just announced nearly $20 billion in retaliatory tariffs on U.S. goods.

But Canada’s industry minister, Mélanie Joly, revealed something else about how some targets were chosen.

They weren't selected solely for economic impact.

Joly:

“We’re also targeting products that will target states in the U.S. and so we’re being wise and strategic to put political pressure.”

The tariffs are real. The targets are deliberate.

And now the political pressure is on the record.

[L E E REPORT @LEEREPORTmp]

🚨 NEW: The Indian government is complaining their citizens are being “STRANDED” in India due to President Trump’s increased vetting for H1-B visas

STRANDED. IN THEIR HOME COUNTRIES 🤣

Just leave them there! Please! We DO NOT need them!

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Turns out elections matter.

Who knew?

[𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 @CasuallyGreg]

People in the comments are calling the father overreactive. I see nothing wrong here.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Good morning and Happy Tuesday to everyone who agrees that it is OBSCENE that the President is trying to block U.S. citizens from exercising their right to vote via mail-in ballot.

He uses it HIMSELF... and he is STILL the only person caught trying to steal "11,780 votes."