at the NOFX show in a pantsuit

only here until my meds kick in

[at the NOFX show in a pantsuit @miraclewhippit]

you can’t hurt me i’m a girl with big naturals

[at the NOFX show in a pantsuit @miraclewhippit]

@bodie9210472856 Weird AI

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Steroid era baseball comforting America immediately after 9/11

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I resigned from my relationship today. I spent the last three years doing polyamory with both my girlfriend and her boyfriend. Neither of them is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-destructive codependency and gambling with my boundaries. More thoughts below.

[at the NOFX show in a pantsuit @miraclewhippit]

@metalgearobama die amongst one’s heroes or live long enough to see them become villains

[Jim Retarbaugh @QsamaBJohnston]

“I don’t always eat dog food, but when I do, I only eat The Farmer’s Dog”

[Miami Vice with a Floater @MiamiVice732]

#LindsayClancy

[Skoom 🔻 @SkoomaBoofer]

“One like isn’t a lot” imagine one bullet to the neck

[wa$abi nut$ @bawitdabababe]

idk how to talk to men i just asked him if he fw bitches that are built like randy from trailer park boys

[at the NOFX show in a pantsuit @miraclewhippit]

watch me pick, watch me maye maye

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Drake Maye stakes his claim for
mvp tonight. Aj Brown stakes his claim as acquisition of the year. Patriots crush the schedule merchants narrative. Mike Vrabel is laser focused in opener. Tonight is the 1st step to LA #patriotfootball

[St☆rry 🇮🇶🇲🇦☭ @stxrryknight_]

Before I get the tattoo has Saddam Hussein ever done or said anything problematic

[at the NOFX show in a pantsuit @miraclewhippit]

to a bald guy: “so you’re a victim of american hairlines flight 11”

[at the NOFX show in a pantsuit @miraclewhippit]

@tenthousund did you do something to your hair 🥰

[at the NOFX show in a pantsuit @miraclewhippit]

iphone Xr fuck it i’m lance stroll

[kate @whoiskatrin]

having an iphone 12 pro in 2026 is like having fernando alonso on your team

[HolidayKirk @HolidayKirk]

"The password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" blow my house up I don't care

[at the NOFX show in a pantsuit @miraclewhippit]

the f1 crocs stay ON during sex

[autistic schizo @incelstalker]

I LOVE STIMULANTS! This morning, my daughter called… decline! Crushing and snorting adderall, honey! LOL

[at the NOFX show in a pantsuit @miraclewhippit]

breaking: dr boob bought out by Big Fiber

[at the NOFX show in a pantsuit @miraclewhippit]

@SmartHobbes2087 send it