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i am going slowly insane but in like a fast way

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

btw whimsy is a noun and whimsical is an adjective. that’s been whooping yall ass for months now

[Bennet Renard 🦊 📚 ✍🏼 @RenardReads]

We should give librarians guns.

[Evan @evanjmader]

im trying to die of natural causes this summer

[ali eser @ali3ser]

What The Odyssey could have looked like if Nolan had an inkling of love and respect for the ancients instead of making another grayslop

[g a b y @gabydvj]

someone talk me out of applying to phd programs. do it. do it right now or else.

[gia 🏳️‍🌈🌷 @lanwanggia]

ngl people who hate any particular tense of writing just have not read enough books i'm very serious

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

You can misbehave as much as you like in a circular classroom . The teacher has nowhere to put you

[👹 @tummyhxrts]

it’s giving orphydice

[attractive wastrel @UrbaneUrban]

yeah any copaganda worth its salt is made by moderates because the cops are too stupid to ever make themselves look good. it’s like that line about how conservatives start telling a joke and get too angry to finish it.

[m @miralightner]

i dont know high school math why did they hire me

[m @miralightner]

killing myself because i applied for a job and interviewed for the job and trained for the job and now im gonna have to actually do the job

[Oreste Mercado @orestemercado]

Light The Way // Philadelphia

[m @miralightner]

called out sick from class and my professor said we should talk about “a plan going forward” should i just kms i wonder

[it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips]

your first draft isn't perfect? what? that's weird. i've never heard of that happening before. maybe you should give up

[m @miralightner]

had to wake up early for class and then it was only 15 minutes… stuck on campus for four hours now i love School

[𝖍𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞𝔥 🗡️ @rvnefox_]

2025 might have sucked but at least I never relied on Grok or ChatGPT because I’m not a fucking moron

[m @miralightner]

@havingakeekee oh ur cooked

[m @miralightner]

@havingakeekee and yours would be too !!

[m @miralightner]

@havingakeekee get a tattoo get a tattoo