Miranda

Pac U '20 ~ CHS grad ~ tragically uncoordinated ~ professional at being awkward

[vanessa @assenavmarie]

GABI DIDN’T KNOW ZACH TOLD EVERYONE ABOUT THEIR FANTASY SUITE UNTIL SHE WATCHED IT ON TV LAST WEEK?????? ZACHARY I HAVE HAD ENOUGH #TheBachelor

[juls @liljulsie]

i could never be on the bachelor bc I would fall asleep on the couch immediately after my entrance. staying up til 5 am fighting 30 other girls for a chance to talk to a man for 5 minutes if I’m lucky? no thanks. I have a bedtime #thebachelor

[Miranda @miranda_2864]

Watching the #bachelorette Jesse is a good host but I really feel like this season was built for @kaitlynbristowe to host

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

Nora and Amelia

[LKD @LukeKerrDineen]

Scottie Scheffler:

"My identity isn't a golf score. Like Meredith told me this morning, if you win this golf tournament, if you lose by ten shots, if you never win another golf tournament again, I'm still going to love you, you're still going to be the same person."

🥺

[pathological people pleaser @thetsmanuscript]

So does Clayton have a dance moms pyramid going on in his mind trying to figure out who “he loves the most” #TheBachelor

[Miranda @miranda_2864]

The girls and the way they respect each other may be the real love story this season #TheBachelor

[Caila Quinn @CailaQuinn]

Rachel asking Gabby if she is ok 😢 is by far the highlight of this entire season #TheBachelor

[Miranda @miranda_2864]

I just did an APA cited discussion response while at a Blazer game… grad student life

[Jason Tartick @Jason_Tartick]

Every hotel review should start with a “water pressure” score

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

Nora turned six today!

[Alison @therealalisonw]

why does daylight always need saving? girl get help

[Shay 🪴 @sharpnessss]

told myself i’m gonna get gas on my way to work tomorrow, which actually means i’m gonna drive to work with my gas light on, screaming the entire time

[innominate @splatereffect]

I just want Simone Biles to be ok

[Miranda @miranda_2864]

This was 4 years ago and it still kills me ⁦@_claricebean⁩

[Miranda @miranda_2864]

I just opened my Ticketmaster app for the first time in over a year and it feels so dang good

[Miranda @miranda_2864]

Bill & Melinda Gates are divorcing and it’s very upsetting to me

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

Welcome back, Nora!