Miranda Dostie

stay weird ✌🏻

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

Why did I wait so long to watch Stranger Things

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

Is this a fucking joke

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As we grieve the children of Uvalde today, we should take time to recognize that two years have passed since the murder of George Floyd under the knee of a police officer. His killing stays with us all to this day, especially those who loved him.

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

Hunting pictures always make me want to vomit ugh

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

I’m about to start a new job and I’m fucking pumped but wow I need to move out of this country 😩

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

@themaine Maine!!! 🙌🏻

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

At the movies with the girl I’m babysitting and I might fall asleep

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

I just want friends that like to smoke weed and be outside

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

Treatment today 🧡

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

The entire right side of my body has been in pain for a year and a half now. I fucking hate multiple sclerosis.

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

Recently a guy told me he wasn’t sure how he felt about my blue hair so I told him good thing I don’t need you to like me, and that’s the last I heard from him lol bye

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

I’m drinking for the first time in so long, so weird 😅

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

You can’t get your personal BELIEFS mixed up with HUMAN RIGHTS

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

I feel like I’m going to be single forever and should just find a sugar daddy at this point lmao

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

I can’t wait for the day that I can move somewhere quiet 🥲

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

@unlostgeorgie Same 🤣

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

@SunshineNgoc Not Portland but only 45 minutes away! https://t.co/phgprKmvnO

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

Snapchat memories from college make me cringe

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

I have social anxiety but hate being alone, explain that one.

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

He doesn’t stop 😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“Real magic is only a sip away.”
(Actual slogan of Coca-Cola!!) 🤣🤣

[Miranda Dostie @miranda_dostie]

Is this real lmao 💀🤣

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

I, for one, am enraged by the sinister @elonmusk plot to allow ordinary citizens—many without PHDs, let alone NYT subscriptions—to freely express themselves & question the unblemished wisdom of politicians, gov’t experts, even CEOs. This is the dark & dangerous road to democracy.