Miranda Gerber

[Miranda Gerber @miranda_gerber]

Well I didn’t think I would have to say this, but here we are… Please do not inhale/nebulize hydrogen peroxide to try & treat a respiratory illness.. 🤦‍♀️ Oh and also don’t use it on wounds either. #DIYisntforyourhealth #youaredamagingyourlungs #dontdoit

[Miranda Gerber @miranda_gerber]

Can we go ahead and put a pause on any internet trend likely to make you need an ER visit until after the pandemic please? #lookingatyoumilkcraters #wedonthaveroomforyou #tryagainlater

[Miranda Gerber @miranda_gerber]

Facebook really needs to add an eye roll emoji reaction to their options…#Facebook #eyeroll #wouldbethemostpopular

[Miranda Gerber @miranda_gerber]

Phrases I love to hear when Chris is messing with the electrical system: “somethings not right..” #help #pleasedontgetelectrocuted

[Miranda Gerber @miranda_gerber]

If everyone put as much effort into the world as my cat does trying to wake me up in the morning for food, we would be limitless 🌎 #cats #Nalasworld🐾 #Itwaswaytoearly #shenevergaveup

[Miranda Gerber @miranda_gerber]

I just got ✨vertigo✨ watching this halftime performance...
#SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow

[Miranda Gerber @miranda_gerber]

Me: “my heart rate only got to 160! & I didn’t even feel it”
Chris: “Um you know it’s probably bad that your HR can get to 160 & you don’t even feel it...”
Me: “oh....🤷‍♀️”

#Imstilltakingmywin #pots #hedidntsharemysameexcitement

[Miranda Gerber @miranda_gerber]

“You know, they could’ve ended up calling a carrot an orange & an orange a carrot. Could’ve gone the other way.” -@Cpizzelo #randomthoughts #howdoyourespondtothat

[Dr. Tom Frieden @DrTomFrieden]

If I were to tweet once every hour the name of an American killed by Covid, it would take 33 years to honor every person we've lost so far.

[WITN Headlines @WITN]

Ann Turner Cook was only 4 months old when she became famous as the original Gerber baby. On Friday, she celebrated her 94th birthday! https://t.co/Nog2aUBJU1

[Miranda Gerber @miranda_gerber]

My dramatic ass cat just stuck her entire head under her water fountain & is now putting on a whole show crying because she’s wet 🐈💧😂🙃#someonecomegetthiscat #nalasworld #nobodytoblamebutyou

[Miranda Gerber @miranda_gerber]

@GoodKhush On the flip side, I’ve gotten an order of 50mg IV benedryl for a small, non bothersome rash. On an elderly patient 🙃

[Miranda Gerber @miranda_gerber]

@GoodKhush I will definitely still be mad when it happens 😂

[Miranda Gerber @miranda_gerber]

@anastasiaa_co Plans & goals change in life as we grow, & there is absolutely nothing wrong with that! ❤️

[Miranda Gerber @miranda_gerber]

Nurse at doctor appt: “have you had any falls or weakness?”
Me: *remembers getting up this morning getting very dizzy and letting the wall catch me*
Also me: “nope”

@Jessiesays15 would hate me as a patient 😂

#nofallsbandforme #fallsrisk #yellowisntmycolor

[Miranda Gerber @miranda_gerber]

@get_caged I would never let you take it, but I love you so so much 😭😭 & I miss you ❤️❤️

[Miranda Gerber @miranda_gerber]

Decided to sell my POTs. Accepting any & all offers. Will even pay. Any takers?? #pots #overit

[Miranda Gerber @miranda_gerber]

2 for 2 this week on getting asked during a clinic visit how old I was. My favorite was being told I should go to nursing school lol #foreverlooking12

[Miranda Gerber @miranda_gerber]

Me: asks Chris if we can get another beta fish
Chris: turns to Nala & says “mommy wants to get you a little snack snack!”
😂🐠😂🐠😂 #imdone

[Miranda Gerber @miranda_gerber]

One of my favorite NPs is leaving the practice & im genuinely really sad. She has done SO much to help me over the years & always got so excited for all of my life moments. She went above & beyond & truly cared for me & I’ll always be forever grateful for her ❤️