Miranda Abney

california dreamer • spiritual gangster • chocolate milk mafia •

[Leslie Bonci @lesliebonci]

#ActiveAdvice-Love it when my words are heard! When the goal is repair-#feedtheneedtosucceed with a combo of fluid, protein, electrolytes and carb. Chocolate milk checks all the boxes in an available, convenient, affordable way to bring the intuition to recovery nutrition

[Ari Melber @AriMelber]

Knew it 🍦

[Wood Milk @drinkwoodmilk]

got wood? 🔗 in bio to shop. #drinkwoodmilk

*Wood Milk is obviously fake and has 0% nutritional value*

[Miranda Abney @mirandaabney]

Does Apple Watch have a sick day setting? Tired of getting kicked when I’m already down. #checkyourrings

[Miranda Abney @mirandaabney]

How #TeamMilk Is Sponsoring This Year’s Marathon Runners to Inspire The Next Generation of Women https://t.co/ghAFOID6X0

[Miranda Abney @mirandaabney]

@AMYatWM @Nationals @JuanSoto25 :(

[Brad Culp @bbculp]

There are 195 countries on earth and only 1 where children are routinely murdered at school.

[Milk @GonnaNeedMilk]

@elonmusk Tesla is insanely good too. Just drove in one.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

[Tiny Buddha @tinybuddha]

You are going to be fine. You come from a strong line of lunatics.

[Tiny Buddha @tinybuddha]

I am not impressed by money, status, or job title. I'm impressed by the way you treat other human beings.

[Miranda Abney @mirandaabney]

@davidleavitt My fur baby isn’t well and the nonverbal is brutal. 💔

[PFF @PFF]

Terry McLaurin finally found his QB1 😂

[Milk @GonnaNeedMilk]

Congrats on your incredible 133 yd catch @TheTerry_25 #GonnaNeedMilk #TeamMilk

[Milk @GonnaNeedMilk]

.@catosterman is hanging up her glove. Congrats on an incredible 28 year career—your Team USA stats alone speak for themselves.

[meetka @meetka]

cow's milk is back. Hot girls are ditching the alternatives and are going back to basics. i can tell you this because i make coffee 3 mornings out of the week in manhattan on an hourly dime

[Milk @GonnaNeedMilk]

Couldn’t agree more #TeamMilk #Madden22 💪🥛

[Milk @GonnaNeedMilk]

There's more than one way to dunk on #NationalChocolateChipCookieDay

[Milk @GonnaNeedMilk]

Hannah Roberts can’t be stopped! Congratulations to her and #TeamUSA on the silver medal at the #TokyoOlympics. 🥈🎉🚲 #TeamMilk