Miranda

✨ i am funny but never tweet ✨

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

I hear it’s the next Martha’s Vineyard.

[Josh Eberley 🇨🇦 @JoshEberley]

To me, this is beautiful. No excuses, no unassailable mountain.

[Ian Aeillo @IanAeillo]

Zipline fired everyone for this

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

YESSIR!!!! GET TRUMP’S DUMBASS OUT THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Vision of Saint Anthony the Abbot, artist unknown, 19th c, 📸 by Gregory Shamus

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

those spurs nuns better not come to the garden bc there’s no god in nyc

[anna ⧗ @natsmocha]

How men look at you when you tell him to block his rapist buddy male friend

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

they’re gonna die on the same day like jefferson and adams

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

anyone who had a tumblr account from 2010-2014 has a masters degree in social media

[Zito @_Zeets]

The Spurs / Thunder series is funny because the Thunder tried their usual thing of physically intimidating the other team but the Spurs just have too much hate in their heart to back down

[Nebraska Huskers @Huskers]

We may never sleep again as long as this lives in our timeline.

WHAT. A. MOMENT.

[ESPN @espn]

NEBRASKA WALKS IT OFF IN THE 10TH INNING AT THE WCWS 🔥

It's the Huskers' first WCWS win since 2002!

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

me: how was school today

6yo niece: i already told everyone. i'm tired of these conversations. how was school how was school

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[jár @jarodzsz]

i feel like i'm one of the last 500 people on earth who does not use an ai chatbot in daily life