miranda king

new acct | ksu

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Yvette @bougiesports]

At some point in your life as a Cleveland sports fan you have to accept that the universe hates you

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Just remember Human Trafficking Cannibal Jeffrey Epstein said Donald Trump was the worst person in existence.

Just think about that for a second.

[Men Being Awful @pinkcels]

Men convincing the world that women are the "emotional ones" has got to be the most successful scam in history.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

The dumbest guy you went to high school with is celebrating oil being $95 a barrel.

But he also cried about oil prices when it was $70 a barrel under Joe Biden.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

The fact that the Epstein class was revealed to have killed, raped, and EATEN children and babies and it DIDN'T stop the world dead in it's tracks and create a sense of urgency to remove the current administration is beyond me.

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

I just found out that the most prominent hormone when you’re on your period is testosterone. So when you're acting emotional on your period you're literally acting like a man 🫠

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

He beat women and released a song called Heil Hitler

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

just found out only female cannabis plants make weed. Even men as plants are useless.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

women raise their voices because they feel like they aren't being listened to.

men raise their voices because they feel like they aren't being obeyed.

[ꪝe @_wej01]

Oh wow. Not a drag queen. Not trans. Not a book. Not an immigrant. A religious cis white hetero man. SHOCKERRRRR

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

gel?... gel? our options are patches, shots, implants and pills & these weaklings get gel?!?!?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

PLEASE WOMEN ARE NOT REHABILITATION CENTRES FOR BADLY RAISED MEN

[jezz @JezziiB]

If teen girls are “old enough” to give birth, teen boys are old enough to pay child support. Start the payments at 14. Let’s go

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still actually run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man's parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

[arson @desi0re]

"Stop bouncing your leg" girl, it's either this or l start screaming

[nflrefstats @nflrefstats1]

Don't know how you aren't thrown out of the game after this move?

Headbutting the referee

Ultra low IQ football #Michigan #OSUvsMICH #Buckeyes

[jynx @jynxbby]

i need a bf

b: billion
f: fucking dollars