"I was laughing and my dog thought I was hyperventilating and got me my emergency inhaler." Dogs are the best. They are ready to help you any time you need them.
on my 26th birthday, i wrote I Took A Pill in Ibiza…10 years ago. The song became popular several years after i wrote it. Yesterday i celebrated my 36th birthday. i feel proud to look at the song lyrics and know that NONE of them are true anymore. I’ve grown into a completely new man…one that i’m proud of. check this out… 🧵
Its ok if you have been lazy bc it is very hot outside. Hot makes sleepy. And you’re just a person. So you’re gonna be sleepy. It’s not bc you’re bad…. You’re good. And pretty