miranda🐇

it’s all honey

[miranda🐇 @mirandathompso]

@kurtisconner wow this was a lifetime ago

[ara @arajaneadoit]

an orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid

[beth @bethleeeeeeee]

wake up
hate men
brush my teeth
hate men
shower
hate men
eat
hate men
go out
hate men
go home
hate men
sleep
hate men
breathe
hate men

[777 @_garrettcharles]

whenever someone has a squatty potty in their bathroom its like damn we’ve got real shitters living here

[miranda🐇 @mirandathompso]

@davloupal And I believe that

[Casey McGaw @CaseyyMcGaw]

"Too loud, too reckless, too ghetto"

"Uncle Sam" representing those who tell the Black community how to behave. The dancers forming a disconnected American flag.

The imagery. The cultural significance & relevance. An absolute work of art here.

Kendrick Lamar, man.

#SuperBowl

[C0RY @c0ry024]

“AWFUL HALFTIME SHOW !!!”

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[miranda🐇 @mirandathompso]

@not_christian Every time I see that mother fucker I only see hoggle from the labyrinth

[miranda🐇 @mirandathompso]

@not_christian I’m pissin in the shower

[miranda🐇 @mirandathompso]

If you don’t love me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my “It's Christmas ❄️❄️ Eve! Santa 🎅🎅 Claus shoves his thick 🤤hands 🤲🤲into his raindeer🦌 skin🔪 gloves 🧤🧤and places down ⬇⬇ his TIGHT😵 cock🍆 🐓 ring 💍💍 around➰ his dick😘 🍆 and balls 🏀🏀 before pounding…

[miranda🐇 @mirandathompso]

Just beat the final boss of doing things alone by GOING TO A BUFFET ALONE. Pls clap.

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

I CANNOT FUCK w/ people who do NOT understand it's the PRINCIPLE of things. It's not what you did. It's how you did it

[jynx @jynxbby]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[miranda🐇 @mirandathompso]

I’m marrying for money

[miranda🐇 @mirandathompso]

@madatjeffbezos It’s been a long day I mean the body and the blood

[miranda🐇 @mirandathompso]

@madatjeffbezos The bread and body