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[Lulu | WC 🇪🇬 @muixyui]

and if I say the reason why all of a sudden we jumped to 35° in may here in europe, it's cuz you all can't stop loving those ai generated fruits videos

[SAREL 🌼 @Sarel_x]

Paahhahaha we are in hell.

HELL.

[O’Neal’s Granddaughter 🇬🇩 @IGoBySJ]

It’s been raining for 40 days and 40 nights 🫩

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

im never beating the easily irritated allegations

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Sometimes I'm late because I lay like this for a long time

[Ben Cohen @YoBenCohen]

After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by @MagnumGlobal #FreeBenAndJerrys

[L'zo @Lzoartist]

From the bottom of my heart. Fuck everyone speaking like this but have not said a single word about the children in Palestine. You will never get that image out your head but the images and videos circulating from Gaza isn’t a problem? They’ll pretend they ain’t seen them next🖕🏾

[missfalasteenia @missfalsteenia]

Gaza has reached level 5 starvation — which means its irreversible even if food becomes available again the bodies are gonna be permanently damaged. Let that sink in.

[joyce @eljoyce_]

the transition from someone being a work friend to being a friend friend is so lovely

[Hamilton @HamiltonMusical]

Inimitable. The original. #Hamilten

[Sinethemba.🇿🇦 @cnehshuga]

I don’t like slow people 😭😭 I get so annoyed at lack of urgency.

Why are you walking so slow? why are you taking so long at the atm?

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Read this. It's remarkable. The UN is begging - literally begging - Israel to allow it to deliver to Gaza 160,000 pallets of food aid it has ready to go. Israel will not allow that. There is only one inescapable conclusion: Israel is deliberately starving Gaza to death.

[Ed @ted_pen]

this is so important. kids should be taught to deal with high volume email correspondence from an early age. it is a crucial skill in the workplace

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

Do transphobes use toilets on airplanes or do they just sit in their seats crying and soiling themselves?

[🧜🏼‍♀️🐚 molly ꧂• ༻ @mkwest1005]

i’ll be honest i didn’t know men could even read. next you’ll be telling me they can write too

[Otegha K. Uwagba @OteghaUwagba]

Londoners when the temp goes above 16 degrees:

[Grace @graceyldn]

Excited to get a letter from HMRC thinking I’ve got a tax rebate but it turns out that I owe them money.