miriamjwilson

[Jash Dholani @oldbooksguy]

thinking about this banger from ancient rome

[Fran Yanor @FranYanor]

Word count from @Dave_Eby's election campaign kick-off today:
Trump (22)
conservative (21)
United States (13)
American (12)
American liquor (3)
America junior (2)
America lite (1)
fire (15)
firebreak (6)
this moment (9)
a moment like this (2)
terrible moment (1)
challenging moment (1)
fraught moment (1)
existential moment (1)
division (4)
culture war (4)
trade war (2)
attack (2)
hell no (1)

Words he didn't utter:
street crime
drug treatment
ER closures
mill closures
$13.8 billion deficit
credit downgrades
runaway debt
Fee simple title uncertainty
DRIPA
reconcilation policy of any kind

[Steve Saretsky @SteveSaretsky]

A $13.8B record deficit, and the NDP’s big idea is a snap election to extend their run by 2 years. They already have a majority. This is a gift to the people of BC to make a judgment call on their performance.

[Esther @_emKamm]

I respect those high class cats in tuxedos but I love that my guy just keeps it casual with socks and a g-string

[J.J. McCullough @JJ_McCullough]

It is a bit disorienting that during the Trudeau years, the mantra was that Canada’s core identity was essentially Indigenous, and it was critical to decolonize, and decenter Eurocentric ways of knowing. And now we have Carney, who’s like, no, Canada is basically European.

[alfie @alfienxo]

Netflix should have a category called "easy to follow while looking at my phone the whole time"

[miriamjwilson @miriamjw]

@emweener Gotta keep a shopping list and go on the 20x the points. Keep a running list in Notes, if I’m close to the minimum $ I’ll stock up on something I repeat purchase, like cotton pads or bleach. Spend on bonus redemption. Got my hairdryer, vacuum, and several bottles of perfume.

[miriamjwilson @miriamjw]

Wow thank you @Spotify 🙏🏻 that’s much better!

[miriamjwilson @miriamjw]

Hey @Spotify could please add a confirmation step to actually unfavourite a song? Or an undo. Tired of accidentally doing this and losing/forgetting that music, or at best adding it back in, out of chronological order 🥲 thank you 🙏🏻 #MusicIsLife

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

it’s the damn phones

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

They say we don't teach about socialism in schools. Yes we do: group projects. Where you do ALL the work because your 3 lazy teammates do nothing, but you have integrity and don't wanna fail, but they end up getting the same grade as you for nothing. That's socialism. It sucks.

[Ahmed Hany @Doolittleraidd]

why pilates is pronounced that way and pirates not

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

May you heal so hard you do arts and crafts again.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Please avoid all salads, including word.

[Rav Arora @Ravarora1]

Messi scores his first World Cup hat-trick at the seasoned age of 39!

Incredible

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@miriamjw & friends

[Corey Tochor @ctochor]

Today I introduced my bill to promote medical access to psilocybin (magic mushrooms).
Canadians facing mental health challenges, addiction, or PTSD should have the freedom to access safe, medically supervised treatment options.

https://t.co/5sjBN4D9Mp

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[miriamjwilson @miriamjw]

@jarmstrongbc Cutwater 🥴 this is gonna get messy quick

[miriamjwilson @miriamjw]

@TruthGypsy13 @itsme_urstruly Best! My favourite is the magenta, not pictured here 💗