Miranda

Originally from Ft Worth, TX. But we go where the Navy sends us

[Miranda @mirlarr]

@ChipotleTweets river city location in north Jacksonville FL is opening soon! So excited! You sure know how to make a girl swoon :-p

[Miranda @mirlarr]

@ChipotleTweets I tweeted about 15 months ago begging for a chipotle closer to me & you've delivered! So incredibly stoked! #chipotle

[Miranda @mirlarr]

@ChipotleTweets whoa! I'm on it! Thanks for the tip, joe!

[Miranda @mirlarr]

@ChipotleTweets joe - I prefer my beloved iPhone! Can't wait to order lunch for the office tomorrow! Oh yummy carnitas are in my future!

[Miranda @mirlarr]

What?! @ChipotleTweets has an app? Where have I been? Awesome food? There really is an app for that!! #sweet #deliciousgrub #chipotle

[Miranda @mirlarr]

@RealZakWaddell I met your papa today! He told me to take a pic & tweet you :) super nice guy! #konaice #snocone

[William Holman @WilliamFHolman]

Meth is ok on Sundays

[michael symon @chefsymon]

unless allergic..there is no reason not to try all foods..u can be missing out on something magical

[Miranda @mirlarr]

Woke up this morning really hoping that was all a dream. My heart is broken. #ripkiddkraddick

[Miranda @mirlarr]

My mornings will never be the same. My heart aches for his family & close friends. #ripkiddkraddick

[Jaclyn Swartz @JaclynSwartz]

Whoever once told me that Nutella was good for you should be sentenced to life in prison.

[Melissa Rycroft @MelissaRycroft]

You've gotta give credit to a woman who makes a public appearance (looking flawless!) a DAY after giving birth! Nicely done Kate! #RoyalBaby

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Please don't waste your time telling me you're unfollowing me. Trust me, I don't give a fuck.

[Jaclyn Swartz @JaclynSwartz]

Seeing all of these nasty comments about Cory Monteith's cause of death just goes to show me how ignorant people are about addiction. Shame.

[Miranda @mirlarr]

What the hell? RT “@amandabynes: I have nothing to prove but proof itself”

[christina applegate @1capplegate]

“@HuffingtonPost: The moment that made Dustin Hoffman realize he'd been "brainwashed" http://t.co/haK4HV94va” beautifully said Dustin!!!

[Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH]

Don’t drink & drive this July 4th weekend. Use Uber instead - it’s rad. Sign up, use code ‘8lf32’ and you’ll get $20 credit. You’re welcome.

[Miranda @mirlarr]

I'm more concerned with why @AmandaBynes capitalizes every word in each tweet, than anything else. #amandabynes #nohate

[Chris Bukowski @chrisjbukowski]

Shout out to all the people that don't have to take a cigarette break.

[Jaclyn Swartz @JaclynSwartz]

If you have to hack into someone else's facebook account to say how amazing you are, you probably aren't amazing.