M$P

reality tv connoisseur 🇨🇦

[M$P @mirrrrp]

Reduce, reuse, repickle

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It’s been 17 weeks since I ordered, @kanyewest where are my yeezy slides?! 😐 #yeezy #shoeless

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I wish i could get my dog to start my car me when it’s cold

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Chat gpt is like asking a genie for a wish. You can try to be really specific and they still mess up your request

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Forgot to take my Lexapro for 3 days and then watched The Four Seasons on Netflix. No I’m not ok 😢

[Mezz Entertainment @mezzentertain]

i think more people need to be talking about the four seasons because this show is a masterpiece #TheFourSeasons

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The last three sips of a caramel macchiato are the best ever

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Sorry I smell like pasta

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My family’s excuse for pawning food off on us is “we’re just 2 people” so are we! We will all get fat

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Having a crisis that I’m afraid getting bangs is the only thing that will solve it 💇🏼‍♀️

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Everyone talking about Lindsay Lohan’s before & after pics. She looks great now but why use her worst pics for the before? She was never thaaaat bad. Everyone has bad angles.

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*Trying to describe how long 2 hrs is* “its like 4 episodes of Hannah Montana”

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Tbh, not interested in getting to know a new cast. Good luck to them but wont be watching. #vanderpumprules

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I would watch my hometown as a reality show. The drama is so funny

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Disney should stop with the live action remakes and start remaking the old cartoons with updated cartoons (like Frozen/Tangled style)

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This is how chaotic my dreams are

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

please don’t buy milk at the Port Authority Duane Reade

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I just purchased tickets to see him in July. 🤩

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There’s not a lot I wouldn’t do to see John Mulaney. Why no west coast dates? 😫

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I wish i could get the last 2 hours of my life back #TheSubstanceMovie

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WHAT DID I JUST WATCH ACTUALLY

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The Substance will be added to the list of movies I watched once and will never watch again