(slaps my dick in your face) oops
(slaps my dick in your face) my bad
(slaps my dick in your face) shoot sorry
(slaps my dick in your face) are you gonna suck it or what?
(slaps my dick in your face) omg didnt see u there
"Grab them by the pussy" ➡️ "it's all locker room talk" ➡️ Epstein files ➡️ The Cornell 57 ➡️ "it's just a fucking joke, relax" ➡️ "women dress like whores at the gym" ♾️
I often find myself withdrawing from my friends and feeling like I have nothing to offer them but then I actually hang out with them and have a blast and I'm like oh yeah forgot I have the Everyone Hates Me and Wants Me To Die ™️ disorder