Dan Sherm

ahoy

[Dan Sherm @misadventuresnj]

On the plus side, I’m not going over my data this month...or next month...

[Dan Sherm @misadventuresnj]

So as a collective whole we’re not going to judge how full our recycling cans are during quarantine right?

[Dan Sherm @misadventuresnj]

What are you supposed to do if you already ate your quarantine snacks?...asking for a friend

[Dan Sherm @misadventuresnj]

Gets an Air B&B just to take the cleaning supplies and toilet paper

[Dan Sherm @misadventuresnj]

This is what it’s come down to...XFL, Golf and Europa League are left

[Dan Sherm @misadventuresnj]

@Milovcich21 Do coke like an adult

[Dan Sherm @misadventuresnj]

Had a senior ask me if I had any “lifehacks” to save $ and be more indep.from her fam. Comes in everyday w a $5 coffee, told her what I do is buy good coffee grounds n “cut” it w cheap stuff n brew it @ home so it last longer...now Im trying to convince class Im not a drug dealer

[Dan Sherm @misadventuresnj]

@Milovcich21 @CNN And laundry baskets and under mattresses, god I hope they mention this to new RAs

[Dan Sherm @misadventuresnj]

If we’re talking about MVPs the real winner here should be everyone that watched this entire game #superbowl

[Dan Sherm @misadventuresnj]

I know this, because Tyler knows this

[Dan Sherm @misadventuresnj]

“I have to go home and water my vegetable garden” is probably the oldest sentence that’s ever came out of my mouth

[Dan Sherm @misadventuresnj]

@SeanByrne_ So awesome. My mom def dropped the ball with all my homemade costumes back in the day

[Dan Sherm @misadventuresnj]

@BPatrickMalloy Don’t threaten me with a good time

[Dan Sherm @misadventuresnj]

So are flights to Hawaii cheap now? I’d really like to check off “throw something into lava” off my bucket list

[Dan Sherm @misadventuresnj]

@Uncle_Kevbo Wakawaka

[Dan Sherm @misadventuresnj]

Thunderstorm season

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@megrothuess That’s amazing, I’ve got like 30pgs left in the book

[Dan Sherm @misadventuresnj]

I’ve gotta return some videotapes

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