Gaius.V.Catullus

I am a miserable poet who has fixated on a single person: Lesbia. I have yet to woo her, and she's already married, but I will have her heart!

[Gaius.V.Catullus @miser_catullus]

what i tell myself daily #shegone

[Gaius.V.Catullus @miser_catullus]

could've been my baby mama but now you just a common hoe

[Gaius.V.Catullus @miser_catullus]

when ya girl says she only KNOWS you but turns out everyone KNOWS her

[Gaius.V.Catullus @miser_catullus]

"you're the one" she says yeah i'll believe it when i see it

[Gaius.V.Catullus @miser_catullus]

my woman said she wanted to get married and even jupiter couldn't compare

[Gaius.V.Catullus @miser_catullus]

how lesbia has me with these mixed signals

[Gaius.V.Catullus @miser_catullus]

it's okay we talk bad about each other #itshowweroll #alllove #dontworryboutus ❤️😘❤️❤️😋

[Gaius.V.Catullus @miser_catullus]

if you keep talking about me and keeping up with my life you aren't a hater you're a fan!

[Gaius.V.Catullus @miser_catullus]

@wbohon @Catullus2017 3) um sometimes 4) possibly i think its fun right now but would have the potential to get out of hand

[Gaius.V.Catullus @miser_catullus]

@wbohon @Catullus2017 1) everyday 2) friends and funny accounts

[CatullusIlleFerus @catellingu]

#finewomenfriday Lebia😍

[Gaius.V.Catullus @miser_catullus]

sums me up

[Gaius.V.Catullus @miser_catullus]

@catellingu #logic

[Gaius.V.Catullus @miser_catullus]

What I say to Metellus...😎

[Catullus @catullusthereal]

Me: I can never slee-
Catullus: Sleep? 🤔you can never🙅🏼😡 when you're in love 💘😍gotta get Lesbia to love you🏃🏼👰🏼

[Catullus @catullusthereal]

When Lesbia pulls away on the 999 kiss

[CatullusIlleFerus @catellingu]

They can't cast an evil eye if they can't count how many kisses you've shared...

[Gaius.V.Catullus @miser_catullus]

when the generation said that girl was more beautiful than lesbia

[Gaius.V.Catullus @miser_catullus]

Give me more kisses, my Lesbia! Thousands! Hundreds!

[Gaius.V.Catullus @miser_catullus]

what i say to those crotchety old men