Catullus

Out here writing poetry about my love Lesbia

[Catullus @catullusthereal]

When you can't have any more "playful" days with your(used to be) girl Lesbia

[Ecce Romani Memes @EcceMemes]

#SaturdaysAreForTheBoys

[Catullus @catullusthereal]

Lesbia could've been my main wifey, but now I'm just trying to hit it and quit it #lesbiaaintloyal

[Catullus @catullusthereal]

When my girl Lesbia SAYS that she would rather have me than Jupiter

[Catullus @catullusthereal]

When Lesbia says mean things to me in front of her husband #heclueless

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Lesbia is such a freaking mule... just kidding I love her so much #shehatesmesoihateher #relationshipgoals

[Catullus @catullusthereal]

When Lesbia is over but Juventius shows up

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When you see Lesbia looking gorgeous at the party but she's with husband and you can't make a move

[Gaius.V.Catullus @miser_catullus]

walking up to the party and seeing your boo that's not really your boo in a happily committed relationship

[Catullus @catullusthereal]

@Catullus2017 when I see Lesbia walk in with her husband #dobetter

[Catullus @catullusthereal]

@Catullus2017 hey dude are we twins? You look a lot like me and have the same name... weird

[Catullus @catullusthereal]

@wbohon @Catullus2017 5. Instagram, Snapchat, VSCO
6. Snapchat

[Catullus @catullusthereal]

@wbohon @Catullus2017 3. Yes, sometimes
4. Twitter would be hard to use for educational purposes, but it provides an interesting way for students to be involved

[Catullus @catullusthereal]

@wbohon @Catullus2017 1. B) Every day C) every day 2. B) Friends and sports C) Friends, sports and celebrities

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Peace out Bithynia, no more military for me #poetryismycalling

[Catullus @catullusthereal]

When I heard through the grape vine that clodia (Lesbia) killed her husband....

[Catullus @catullusthereal]

@Catullus2017 I love her so much but I feel like she doesn't feel the same #thesegirlsaintloyal

[Catullus @catullusthereal]

When Lesbia pulls away on the 999 kiss

[Catullus @catullusthereal]

When people say the girlfriend of Foriamus is better than Lesbia

[Catullus @catullusthereal]

Me: I can never slee-
Catullus: Sleep? 🤔you can never🙅🏼😡 when you're in love 💘😍gotta get Lesbia to love you🏃🏼👰🏼