Patrick 👨🏻‍🚀

[adam @molotov_moktail]

the next movie should be called Fast10 Your Seatbelts

[Patrick 👨🏻‍🚀 @misfit__304]

That 3 hours of weed eating + Benadryl sleep just hits different

[Patrick 👨🏻‍🚀 @misfit__304]

Getting real tired of explaining to people that the Bronco Sport everybody is seeing on the road now is not “the new Bronco”

[justin @JustinZenki]

All my friends have cool ca-

[Patrick 👨🏻‍🚀 @misfit__304]

@bpal_98 It looks so good.

[middleclassfancy @midclassfancy]

“You will say home run instead of touchdown at the Super Bowl party and everyone will laugh.”

[James @CaucasianJames]

just invested $20

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

I will not stand idly by while dangerous messages are being espoused

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the jonas brothers went to the year 3000. they could have warned us about covid-19 but chose not to

[Patrick 👨🏻‍🚀 @misfit__304]

@bennywhiles JEALOUS

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

waiter: what’ll it be

the very hungry caterpillar: *deep breath*

[VV @visualizevalue]

"Words should be weighed, not counted." — Yiddish Proverb

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

him: sorry I spilled my drink, I ruined your coat

first guy to wear a reversible jacket: *trying to contain excitement* actually, you didn’t

[VV @visualizevalue]

Trial and error.

[Nathan @2Fast2Nathan]

now wait just a second

[Patrick 👨🏻‍🚀 @misfit__304]

This makes me so happy

[ELECTRONICOS FANTASTICOS! @electronicos_f]

電磁祭囃子 in Neo Tokyo 🏮
#electronicosfantasticos

[Jason Torchinsky @JasonTorchinsky]

Just drank this. No more peeing for me!