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your mom eats ass.

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guess who got banned from fb againnnn

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I've had a bit of shaved steak stuck in my left eye for hours and considering I have two eyelids that means I made my face a steak sandwich today and I will not be accepting alternate opinions at this time.

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Started a new job today and found out three of the servers died drunk driving last night and ain't that some shit.

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Been playing with this motherfucker for an hour and I'm getting bored.

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Jokes on me I have spent 9 out of 10 months this year banned on fb for cyberbullying and I regret not a fucking thing

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Banned from fb again. Which btw, is incredibly easy now.

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2021s gunna be the year I stop ignoring twitter. Maybe. Idk. Fb and reddit keeps me banned.

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@MeGoodPosture Easy to not care when your main got permabanned months ago but aiight boo

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god i love me. i’m so smart and hot. really wishing me the best in life.

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Who tf let Jeff like this tweet and why

[no thanks @Ashblie]

My achey breaky pussy

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@CondorRhino @MeGoodPosture Bruh you have no reach on fb either but go off

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@StephenKing Or communicative dependence. Besides discord, fb msngr is a standard (and safer) form of contact for countless people. Aka today we all realized we don't actually have anyone's phone numbers. 😅

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@LilNasX I dumped my dude cos of this album and I ain't even mad rn???

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Never thought I would live to see Chris-Chan trending on twitter and now that I know why, I wish I didn't.

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"is this chaga??" - fungi foragers in places fucking birch doesn't grow.

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If anyone needed further proof conservatives lack cognitive awareness, watch em try and cancel fucking *disney* because that trash can #GinaCarano got what she deserved.

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Good morning twitter, I'm here to see #GinaCarano get fucking DRAGGED

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It's 2021.

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Also I have had twitter for twelve fucking years solely to wait for the removal of the account that got my desired username in 2009 and has never used it. I am that fucking petty. One day it will be mine.

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Also looking at my previous tweets makes me laugh because 90% of the bullshit said here would get me banned on fb.