Alice the Gooner

Deadpan vocalizations and resting bitch face, though lowkey playful and always looking for a bit of fun in every situation.

[Alice the Gooner @misfitsface]

Check out my repost section!

*because I suck ass at original thought; but what I repost makes you want to suck a big, fat, juicy, beautiful, succulent, gorgeous, powerful, throbbing, glistening, (…I’ve lost my train of thought)…

[ㄩ喻 @OnoderaYuyu]

🌸

[Alice the Gooner @misfitsface]

Can I see the towel man naked, please???

[บ่าวไทยบ้าน @ssk_4562]

ชายแท้เขาเล่นกัน😆

[고봉밥 @gobong_owo]

김종현의 보컬차력쇼 시간이 너무 좋아요 저는 .....

[nakedembarrassedmen @nakedmaleexpose]

Dejenme tambien en tanguita en público! #thonged #thongexposed #maninthong #exposedinthong #tanga #tanguita #thongednightmare

[Do @xgalileox]

Ngebass banget yaa 🙄

[ka1_arden @ka1_arden]

🍌

[yasuimau @yasuimau]

#ENM

[彩色蓝军 @christian_dieme]

突然翻到了在部队录的视频，哈哈哈

[Velo 🩷 @velociirapper]

unpopular opinion: eye candy was never sexual. it was heavily sexualized by porn rotted kpop stans.

"girls and boys love the candy" = girls and boys love my music
"suck it, lick it, taste me baby" = listen to my music, enjoy my music, stream my music

[味皇 村田源二郎 @ajiouryourikai]

相席食堂見てたら、マグナムKYOTO先輩が出てきました。ハツシマ先輩やマラチン大先生の同期ですね。旗揚げしたての６６６で第一試合が学プロだったんです。最初は恥霊VS夜影悶だったんですが、マグナムKYOTOvsBIG　5　ROWが組まれて、そこから入団に繋がったのです。

[吉田 星 @yshin_0328]

練習が必要

[ᴘᴀᴍᴀɴɴʏᴀ @keponakannnn]

Dengerinnya instruksi guru senam, kek ada yg janggal ya?

Kalian tahu kenapa?

Satu dua tiga empat
Lima enam tujuh delapan
Dua dua tiga empat
Lima enam tujuh delapan
Tiga dua tiga empat
Lima enam tujuh delapan
Empat dua tiga empat
Lima enam tujuh delapan

Gambar hanya pemanis. Gak usah dilihat.

[PARKER REID @theparkerreid]

would you get wild with me?

[Material Lover @musclebangkok]

ใช่มากๆ ใครไม่รู้

[คุณนัท @panupun_kmutt]

วันศุกร์แล้วคับ

[ไดโนสอง 🦕 林龍松 @dinosongn]

ไปหาลูกค้ากัน 🥱

[Bhairon (65% OFF)(NO PPV) @elbhairon]

Ups 🫣

[Alice the Gooner @misfitsface]

G-String Man flies around around all day

He’s been traveling everywhere

Seeing the music at a plush parade

Painting with colors of pleasant odors

Hearing the touch of a plump pink nipple

[Alice the Gooner @misfitsface]

@kfc Lil Nas X, can I see your g-string?