BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, Donald Trump admits he’ll implement Project 2025’s plan to gut the civil service and create a more politically driven government. It’s one of the ways Trump plans to abuse his power. Retweet so all Americans see this
Well, the guy is a nearly 80 year old diapered, spray painted and girdled idiotic loser who is massively overweight, doesn’t get any exercise, doesn’t sleep, doesn’t have any friends or meaningful human interactions of any kind and instead spends the bulk of his time insulting, attacking and demeaning others to compensate for his own deeply rooted inadequacies, his blood type is Diet Coke, hamberder grease and Adderall, he’s undoubtedly up to his beady little drugged out eyeballs in Russian hooker pee pee kompromat, and when he’s not posting ALL CAPS piles of insane bullshit on a social media platform that’s going down faster than his Be Besting mail-order bride probably thought she had to on their very first “date”, he’s spending his time obsessing over how the actual fuck he’s going to manage to keep his criminal conman traitorous rapist ass out of spending the rest of his miserable fucking life in prison.
BREAKING: In a shocking moment, Donald Trump just announced that he is going to adopt Project 2025’s policy to fire civil servants and hire political staff loyal only to Trump. Retweet to make sure all Americans are aware of Trump’s devious plans.
BREAKING: In a stunning senile moment, Donald Trump just suggested it was Kamala Harris who treated Mike Pence poorly. Donald Trump clearly cannot remember anything. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this hypocritical and senile moment.
@JoeBiden Thank you, Sir, for an amazing 4 years. Your service will never be forgotten. Keep up the awesome work you do for us every day. We may not be as loud as many detractors, but we are here supporting you and the real American way of life.