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[Tomii 🕯️ @Tomilafratto]

Me destruye que cuando la nena le saca el almohadón se corra más para el costado, estoy estallado

[GK @Jeff_GK]

London with money in your pocket is undoubtedly the best city in the world.

[gio @gioceii]

Kevin dgaf everyone that knows him knows that

[Dr. Brown Bear♡🇫 @g_dominguez1]

"Whose pussy is this?"
Student finance England😭

[rose @himeseul]

the silver platter in question

[ً @artfuIchaos]

when you realize that routines are actually rituals of devotion to yourself and your dreams, they become much easier to follow.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

A quote I think about often

“an idiot in motion goes much further than a genius at rest”

[Hemant Mohapatra @MohapatraHemant]

The curse of discipline is that every day looks the same. The curse of indiscipline is that every year does.

[taoki @justalexoki]

it's so weird how your brain continues to try to trick you out of exercise. what's up with that

[noyno @Xendefy]

??? Whatever man

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[༺♡༻ @grimsace]

u can’t be a good conversationalist as a beautiful woman because everyone tries to date you

[Dua @Duakz5q]

Men thinking our grandmas were happy is a product of women keeping their stories private & the culture of coddling men by not telling them things.

[Christina @forestofcake]

Remember the case a while back of a teenage boy who killed himself after his classmates accused him of rape. Men were frothing calling for the death penalty for the girls, till it turned out he went to a all boys school and they never mentioned the case again.

[James @blonded2003_]

Estoy bajo muchas de las mismas condiciones que crearon a Hitler

[Biff @biffredeemed]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high

[cav empty @cavempty_]

new york is NOT ready for me to come and kind of just walk around for a few days