Michelle Kammerzell

Does anyone even read this?

[Michelle Kammerzell @mishkamm13]

@TMobile @Tesla #TmobileTeslaTuesdays #contest

[Inked @Inkedmag]

The tattoo needle is calling my name...

[Michelle Kammerzell @mishkamm13]

I’d venture a guess it happens between my soon to be ex husband and his girlfriend 💁🏻‍♀️

[toxic king @toxicking]

Somewhere out there, your name comes up when couples argue

[Michelle Kammerzell @mishkamm13]

7: I wish you could work for one second and make $10,000!

Me, too, kid.

#parenting

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

who tf decided it was called “emotional baggage“ and not “griefcase” ???

[Michelle Kammerzell @mishkamm13]

@JennyMcCarthy #TheMaskedSinger is my faaaave!

[Michelle Kammerzell @mishkamm13]

Fave show right now? #TheMaskedSinger 😍😍

[Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_]

Who created the saying you can’t have your cake and eat it too?

Why the fuck else would I get a cake?

[Michelle Kammerzell @mishkamm13]

Yoooo

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

Anyone who complains about the plot of TURNING RED is a narc

[Michelle Kammerzell @mishkamm13]

Tonight’s Q&A with the youth group may or may not have been a success.
Kid: What’s the worst part about growing up?
Me: did you say growing up or throwing up? … Actually, it doesn’t matter. Either way, the answer is everything.

[Michelle Kammerzell @mishkamm13]

Well 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Michelle Kammerzell @mishkamm13]

Especially the bathroom 😅

[Mummy Dear @ThatMummyLife]

If you sigh immediately after entering a room you may have kids.

[Michelle Kammerzell @mishkamm13]

🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Words of Wisdom @billionair_key]

Your mental health is a priority. Your inner peace is a priority. Your self-care is a priority. Your happiness is a priority. Don’t take yourself for granted. Nourish and reflect on all parts of yourself that needs healing and self-love. Be patient & kind during the process.

[The Nostalgic @Thenostalgic]

You deserve a “I’m not afraid of much, but I am afraid of anything bad ever happening to you” type of love

[Michelle Kammerzell @mishkamm13]

10 minutes after bedtime
7: Mom, I can’t sleep until I know what I should dream about.
Me: You can plan that?
7: Uh yeah, I’m just out of ideas. Help me out.
Me: Um food?
7: Perfect. Goodnight!
😵‍💫😵‍💫

[RubMor @QBruby]

For Lent I have given up

[Words of Wisdom @billionair_key]

Every time you lie, you are creating problems that you will have to deal with in future. Do the right thing now.

[Michelle Kammerzell @mishkamm13]

I just want to spend one fucking day not crying over someone who clearly never truly loved me. #heartbreak #Divorce #singlemom

[Michelle Kammerzell @mishkamm13]

This will haunt me for weeks 😬

[That Mom Tho @mom_tho]

a face only a mother…could…sell on facebook apparently

[Michelle Kammerzell @mishkamm13]

@RoxyTall Ugh men